I will send an uplifting email to your email for one week

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I will send an uplifting email to your email for one week
I will send an uplifting message to your email (or an email of your choosing, if you have a friend in need) for 7 consecutive days! The message will be positive, full of happiness, and good mojo!
(The first message will send within 24 hours of order!)

I will give you a 4 part harmony ringtone wav file that says merry f ing christmas

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I will give you a 4 part harmony ringtone wav file that says merry f ing christmas
Yes, nothing captures the holiday yule like the good ol' F-bomb
And you can have a ringtone of my original recording in glorious 4-part harmony! Had enough Christmas cheer? Annoyed by coworkers who whistle "Frosty the Snowman"? Fight back with your own "Merry F*****g Christmas" ringtone! Of course, it doesn't have to be just a ringtone - add an extra and I'll add your name (or anyone's name) to it, just to make it personal
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NOTE: the WAV file contains the ACTUAL naughty word, so don't buy this service for Grandma!!! Order the "i'll bleep out the naughty word" extra instead!

I will come up with a unique gift idea for that special someone

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I will come up with a unique gift idea for that special someone
I will come up with a unique gift idea for that special someone for $5
With the holidays around the corner you can relax, while I tell you what would be the best gift for someone
Just tell me your relationship to the person, a couple of his or her likes and dislikes, and how much you're willing to spend and I will find you the perfect gift
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