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I will provide you with a picture of the missing sock and email you a fake ransom note or funny explanation of what happened to it
You may as well stop looking for that other sock
I HAVE IT!
And as to just HOW I got it, well, that's completely known ONLY to me
However
You MUST be tired of your wife or husband running out of socks, and somehow only having ONE left before the pair is gone
How does this happen?
I promise that ALL will be explained in a detailed e-mail of your choice:
- Ransom style
- Crazy explanation
- Concerned Citizen
- Creepy Foot Fetishist
- Abnormal Scientist
Choose ANY of those styles, and you'll get your detailed letter of 1000 words or more telling you exactly where that sock went, or what would need to be done to get it back
Your photo will also come in the style of the letter you would like, with the basic color of your sock in the photo