I will send you plans for building a 7 foot monster robot illusion a retro comic book 1970 novelty

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I will send you plans for building a 7 foot monster robot illusion a retro comic book 1970 novelty
SCARY LIFE SIZE
MONSTER ROBOT
OVER 7 FEET TALL
Horrible Frightening Monster you can own and control
Giant-sized, defying everything in its path
All your friends will obey you
Great Illusion! Easy to build
Obeys your command
Walks, talks, moves arms and head
"Eyes glow in dark" Order plans today!

I will record your spooky scary silly haunted 30 second script

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I will record your spooky scary silly haunted 30 second script
Provide me with your spooky script and get one haunting voice recorded up to 30-seconds
Use these for radio or TV commercials, product descriptions, messing with your friends

whatever you like
Offer is for dry-read
No music or sound effects
Need more than 30 seconds? Just add another service for each extra 30