I will provide a wacky, fun, crazy, angry or professional rant

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I will provide a wacky, fun, crazy, angry or professional rant
I will provide a fun, wacky, or well thought out and intellectual rant for you! I am a pretty professional person but I have loads of personality and would be happy to research, exaggerate and otherwise rant wildly about any issue that your heart desires

I will say anything wearing a [possibly crazy] hat and sunglasses up to two minutes

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I will say anything wearing a [possibly crazy] hat and sunglasses up to two minutes
One of us will say [almost] anything wearing a hat and sunglasses for up to 2 minutes (30 seconds for HD)
Perfect for a disguise or to make a video stand out! Whether it's happy birthday, a customer testimonial, or an angry rant, we can do it all! Bullet point list for Michelle (Caucasian) & script up to 200 words for Jessica (Asian)! If you have questionable content or any questions, message us first
ASIAN NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL MARCH

I will say anything you want me to say in a video

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I will say anything you want me to say in a video
PLEASE NOTE: The sample video has been reduced In quality due to fivess limitations, the file delivered to customers will be oodles better sound and video quality : )


Hey there people's my name Is British Gwynn and for $5 I ''shall'' say anything you want me to say
I can sing happy birthday, be the bearer of bad news (hey dont shoot the messenger), be the bearer of good news (I like's good news), rant (Im good at ranting), and anything else you can get me to do
Just write me a script - I will send It to you In a video
(The audio shall be better than this)

I will record a video ranting or raving about anything you want yelling or saying anything you want

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I will record a video ranting or raving about anything you want yelling or saying anything you want
I will record a video ranting or raving about anything you want, yelling or saying anything you want very angry and upset
I can be funny, I can be serious
I can be what ever you want
You can send me a script or just a few points and I will do the rest
This is a great service so you better BUY IT NOW !!!!

I will fake an english accent

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I will fake an english accent
720pHD Video 40 words/30 seconds for $5
Beyond the first 40 words is $10 for every additional 40 words
I can do this accent all year long! YOU PROVIDE SCRIPT

mp4 The video shown is shot in 720pHD, but because of MB limits, rendered 480p
Please use a wordcount tool
Script writing & GREEN SCREEN available
See service extras
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I will make an angry 30 second video for you

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I will make an angry 30 second video for you
Having trouble expressing something that MAKES YOU MAD?!?! ROARRR
Let me freak out and be pissed off for you on the subject of your choice
Provide me with the topic and I'll go off on a 30 second tangent
Please let me know if I can swear
Want a longer tangent? Each 30 seconds is $5, you do the math!

I will make a video and voice over an utterly fake reading

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I will make a video and voice over an utterly fake reading
Dec 20th - Jan 3rd VACATION I will send you a video with a *fresh* voiceover of your 40 word script for $5 **720pHD** Music is free
►ADDITIONAL UNITS◄ ✔1st block of 40 words teaser price of $5
+$10 every block of 40 words beyond the first 40 words
✔+$5 40 word script written
✔+$10 80 word script written
✔+$5 for titling
✔+$10 Flash end title
✔+$10 image or logo
✰✰✰ +$100 live performance ✰✰✰ For more extras including your logo inside the crystal ball please see the service extras below
♥♥♥Thank you ♥♥♥
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✰✰RUSH✰✰ EXTRA FAST service extra is for basic performance only
Not to be used in conjunction with other service extras or special requests
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I will deliver your holiday greeting

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I will deliver your holiday greeting
I will be on vacation from Dec 2 - Dec 9
Internet will be limited so please be patient
Watch my video here if you are still confused
http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=kUAxRnRjFiI - - - - - - - - -
For 1 service I will deliver your holiday greeting with my goofy hat
Make someones day special with this crazy service
Please keep script under 25 words
If you want silly string order my extras
If you need extra script order my extras
If you have any questions or requests please message me The rest of my services can be found at fivess
co
uk/djemotion