I will say anything as christopher walken, jack sparrow, kermit the frog or my many other voices

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I will say anything as christopher walken, jack sparrow, kermit the frog or my many other voices
***Just tell me what you want me to say (Or even just a topic you would like a character to briefly talk about) and you will get exactly what you are looking for
I am a skilled impersonator and am also well trained in accents and dialects
So how may my services be of use to you? 1) It's fun, 2) impress your boss by showing him or her that you have power over me, bosses are easily impressed by witnessing an entertaining manipulation of another human being, and 3) Because you have nothing better to do with your time and money than to spend it on a quick laugh from me!
***"Best Of Joeypasc" List: Christopher Walken, Jack Sparrow, Nathan Lane, Doc Holiday(Kilmer), James Mason, The Govenator, Daniel Day Lewis, Mogwai, Sean Connery, Bill Cosby, Family Guy(Herbert, Cleveland, Bruce, Consuela)

Accents/Dialect: Irish, Scottish, German, French, Indian, Brit RP/upper class, Brit Cockney/lower class, Russian, Boston, Southern Drawl

***I can also fashion an original voice if you would prefer

***This list is not all of my repertoire, it is growing and if you want a voice that isn't here just mention it in the further instructions reply as #4

I will share my collection of over 100 chuck norris facts

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I will share my collection of over 100 chuck norris facts
This is a unique collection of the best Chuck Norris Facts gathered from a variety of locations
It will be one emailed
doc copy and there are no duplications in the list
This list will be emailed to the buyer's given email address
Eg: Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell
He can also smell hope
As in, "I hope that I don't get a roundhouse kick in the face from Chuck Norris
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I will send you plans for building a 7 foot monster robot illusion a retro comic book 1970 novelty

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I will send you plans for building a 7 foot monster robot illusion a retro comic book 1970 novelty
SCARY LIFE SIZE
MONSTER ROBOT
OVER 7 FEET TALL
Horrible Frightening Monster you can own and control
Giant-sized, defying everything in its path
All your friends will obey you
Great Illusion! Easy to build
Obeys your command
Walks, talks, moves arms and head
"Eyes glow in dark" Order plans today!

I will improvise a happy birthday song for you for one minute

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I will improvise a happy birthday song for you for one minute
I will make a one minute happy birthday song for the lucky person
Let me know your name, and send a picture of the lucky person (so I know who I'm singing to)

For example, I'll sing happy birthday, and then talk a bit about how fair her hair is, or how he couldn't even bathe for his own birthday, or if you have something, let me know!