I will swag in the bag

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I will swag in the bag
I will send you a random video of me swaggin for $5
If you want a random video full of swag, then this is the service for you! Each video will be unique and freshly recorded when you order (not me just re-uploading the same video over and over lol)
NO SCRIPS! SWAG :P

I will record up to 1 minute of anything you want voiced as captain jack sparrow

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I will record up to 1 minute of anything you want voiced as captain jack sparrow
For $5 i will record up to one minute of audio voiced as the one and only Captain Jack Sparrow from the Pirates of the Caribbean! This would be perfect for a birthday greeting, voicemail, or even for a Pirates themed party!
Order yours now!
For longer than one minute of audio, please purchase additional services

(Example 1 service = 1 minute
5 services = 5 minutes)

I will draw you as a Simpsons character

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I will draw you as a Simpsons character
Hello! My name is Rachel and I will create a hand-drawn portrait of you in Simpsons style, from £5


UPDATE ( from 16/12/2012 onwards) :
For five quids I can create a simple colour portrait of you or a friend in Simpsons style
It will be a simple yet colourful and high quality A4 file


If you are after a more complex drawing including backgrounds or more than one character, Please order another service making it two £5 orders (£10) Thank u!

I will troubleshoot and repair your computer

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I will troubleshoot and repair your computer
Need data recovery, re imaging, virus protection or do you just have a technical question
I can answer your questions and repair your machine
I will resurrect your sick machine into a healthy functioning machine
So remember keep calm and use the helpdesk!
5$ for data recovery
5$ for virus protection and removal
5$ for answering a technical question
20$ for re imaging

I will give you all the information you want about kenya

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I will give you all the information you want about kenya
I will find all the information about Kenya for you
hotels, restaurants, clubs, directions, good girls, houses and everything you want

I will gladly accept your tip for my amazing customer support and work

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I will gladly accept your tip for my amazing customer support and work
***Thank You!*** Just wanted to say thank you for taking the time to even come to this page
If you really enjoyed the service i provided you during your purchase and the endless customer support i provided after the purchase, then i will gladly accept your tip!

I will do a song or speak in a kermit the frog voice

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I will do a song or speak in a kermit the frog voice
I love doing Kermit's voice *and many many others* and will do a song for you or speak your personal message up to 60 seconds of dialogue to make someone smile! I can send a
wav file or
mp3
I hope you will like my voices
I guarantee your satisfaction or I would offer a refund

I will dance all kinds of dances

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I will dance all kinds of dances
I will do all kinds of dancing, or act my funniness for 5 dollors
I won't strip off anything below the belt
if your a choreographer if any dancing you will love my stuff
I can dance pretty much anything
Salsa
Hiphop, rock, country, disco, you name it ill dance it

I will Provide 250 TOP of the line facebook likes that do not drop with a 1 year warranty

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I will Provide 250 TOP of the line facebook likes that do not drop with a 1 year warranty
We provide top of the line facebook likes that never drop and are yours forever

We have the best services for facebook hands down, we are adsense safe and provide our likes through backlinks


We do not add our likes all using one IP as most do, we instead raise the rank of your facebook by back linking it to related Niche websites we then send the likes through this to be sure that facebook is happy with you


This service will not hurt your rank and facebook search visibility and in fact this will greatly increase your rank and daily likes by adding you to more searches!

This is a discount price and will go back to normal Friday thanks!

I will Outperform your competitors with the best search engine optimization service

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I will Outperform your competitors with the best search engine optimization service
You need to choose a keyword and the search engine and we will analyzes your web page then send you a report with the better optimization for your keyword !

this services is done by the best italian seo expert

I will introduce you to an excellent broker on stock market

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I will introduce you to an excellent broker on stock market
It is not my purpose to please you but it is my purpose to amaze you

I will not demote the site in anyway or means

I will only provide the best that will promote the business

My service will only have two units
Advise and Training

I will do a herbert the pervert impression

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I will do a herbert the pervert impression
>For $5, I will do the following with a Herbert the Pervert (from Family Guy) impression;
-Read a passage/message of up to 300 words
(mp3)
-Sing up to 30 seconds of a song a capella
(mp3)
>I'm open to doing more (and negotiating), so just ask me if you want something that doesn't fall under those bullet points

>I'll say just about anything you want me to

>A lot of Herbert impersonators have the voice down, but they don't have the whistle
I have the whistle!
>If I am sick, it affects my ability to do the voice
In such an instance, it may take longer for me to do the impression
If this happens, I'll double the content (600 words/1 minute of a capella)

> Check out some Youtube videos of my impression!
http://youtu
be/uJYVPnTTiUg
http://youtu
be/czgZf0KYuh4

I will send you video in which parrot will convey any of your message merry christmas,i love you or permote you business

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I will send you video in which parrot will convey any of your message merry christmas,i love you or permote you business
(Must see once) Convey any of your message by a beautiful parrot you can put this video to your web as a welcome message say Merry Christmas to your love ones or any of your message you will really like it must see say I love you or permote you business

I will teach portuguese from brazil

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I will teach portuguese from brazil
You can practice portuguese with me during 30 minutes through Skype, specially conversation

Cheer for your country in the World Cup Brazil 2014 and, Rio de Janeiro in Olympic Games 2016

I will advice you manythings to make girls following you

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I will advice you manythings to make girls following you
i have some ways and advices to make the girls and woman's following you
you can be the Romeo and all girls will dream for your love
i will give you some advices and ways to make you that man for only 5 bucks and if you want to explain anything just order another service
and i will let you understand the woman or your wife and win her always and dont have any problem
hurry up its chance and you can try you will not lose but win all the girls :)

I will Graciously Accept a Tip for all the Hard Work I put into your service

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I will Graciously Accept a Tip for all the Hard Work I put into your service
❤❤Thank you very much to all who purchased my services❤❤ If you feel my work is deserving, then, please leave a tip
If you want to give me more than 1 tip please purchase this service multiple times


I love what I do and always try to over-deliver
I know you don't ask for or expect it, but I hope that when you receive your orders from me that you are impressed and feel you have had much more than your $5 worth
I'm confident I'm doing a good job since I have had well over 100 sales and no negative feedback (touch wood!), If you buy this, it will be as a tip to me and a token of your appreciation for a job well done
Thank you very much!

Thanks


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I will paint youthis moon scenery with any color sky you choose

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I will paint youthis moon scenery with any color sky you choose
I will pain to this painting in any color sky you choose for 5 dollars
If you would like more or less tree were no tree at all please let me know
Paintings are done on standard canvas sheets and make for easy framing!

I will create a picture for you of a ceramic figure with a message of your choice placed on the sign

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I will create a picture for you of a ceramic figure with a message of your choice placed on the sign
This is perfect for advertising your business, telling that special someone you love them, a unique gift for that person who has everything, etc
Usually can be sent to you in a few hours


I have several other characters, people, and things holding sings if you would like more choices

I will get you 100000000 Real Views for your youtube video

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I will get you 100000000 Real Views for your youtube video
Get the ultimate youtube video views service
the best and cheapest that you can find - get 100000000 real youtube video views in just 5 to 7 days
you will also get additional softwares and youtube marketing stuff worth more than what you pay for this service
once you order this service, you not only get 100k views but also marketing material and software that will help you manage your channels and traffic for free on your own

I will record a gandalf impression of up to 30 seconds with your script

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I will record a gandalf impression of up to 30 seconds with your script
Self-explanatory, methinks
My Gandalf, your message, do with it what you will
You provide a script of up to 30 seconds of dialogue, and I return to you an audio file of finest Gandalfian prose