I will hand letter your message on my amazing beer gut

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I will hand letter your message on my amazing beer gut
AS SEEN ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO", April 3, 2010

Hey, y'all! The one, the only, the ORIGINAL REDNECK BEER GUT MAN here! I built this vast expanse of pasty white flab 12 ounces at a time
Finally, it occurred to me to see it for what it REALLY is: PRIME ADVERTISING SPACE! Yee-HAW!!!
My humongous skin keg would make the perfect backdrop for a PERSONAL GREETING, a BUSINESS CARD, or an online ad for your WEBSITE OR BLOG!

I will read or act out any message you want as a news reporter

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I will read or act out any message you want as a news reporter
I will read half a page of text as an anchor man


I will wear a shirt (and tie?) and read any message you want
If it is solid text I will read it twice, if it is single lines he will read them 3 times each


I will upgrade for free if the graphics or script is from another fivess member
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I will post about whatever you need to share for 4 days on our blog to our visitors and followers

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I will post about whatever you need to share for 4 days on our blog to our visitors and followers
Cho & Nilla from 'Chonilla' are happy to mention you, your site, blog, business, announcement, podcast or whatever you want to promote (at the host's discretion of course) on our website with over 20,000 visits
Your promo will be posted for 4 days and automatically submitted to our social networks to over 2500 people

All we need to know are:
- Your First name, What's the name of your business, website, book, podcast, service, band, marriage proposal, happy birthday, love confession, ect

- A brief description (400 characters or less)

- A website / link address or phone number

Once the answers are received, we will review your order, see if it fits our brand or our Chonillians need to know and if all makes sense, we shall post a link and/or written description of your ad as a blog post, we'll email you the link for your review

*** Please note: We do not accept network, multi-level or internet marketing venture/services - Thank you! ***
Peace & #Chonilla ♥

I will proofread and edit 1 800 word or less press release

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I will proofread and edit 1 800 word or less press release
Have a press release you've written? Not sure how good it sounds or want a second pair of eyes to look it over?
As a former journalist, I have the skills you need to make sure that press release sounds good
I have written and rewritten many press releases in my time as a journalist
I'll be sure to read over it carefully and meticulously to ensure no mistakes remain

Typical turnaround time: 6 hours or less - unless told otherwise

I will record up to 60 seconds of professional voice over

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I will record up to 60 seconds of professional voice over
Hello, my name is Tasherre Risay
After acquiring a broadcast degree some time ago and many years of people telling me I have a great voice, I've finally decided to begin doing voice overs

In this fivess
co
uk exclusive offer, I will professionally record myself reciting your script (which is 60 seconds or less) for only $5
Your work will be returned in less than 48 hours, guaranteed

Looking forward to working with you

I will make a pamphlet for renting, events, promotions, etc

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I will make a pamphlet for renting, events, promotions, etc
I will make for you a pamphlet for any event you need or for any information you want to spread
All work will be probably completed under 24 hours