I will animate orange say your message

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I will animate orange say your message
I will make a video like this one for you, with your script (what the orange will say, I will say it
Or you can send me an mp3 of your recording no longer than a minute for lip sync
) and your (up to 3) image(s)
You can use it for joking, promoting a website, anything your mind desires
The video will be up to 30 seconds long, but for longer videos you can check out the extras below
(the maximum time wait as it says on the description is 10 days, but will get to work immediately, and deliver sooner than expected if possible)

I will send you a shot of sunshine infused sand from palm beach florida

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I will send you a shot of sunshine infused sand from palm beach florida
For just a fivess, I will send you a shot of sunshine-infused Florida sand from a beautiful east coast beach in Jupiter or Palm Beach, FL

Forget to take some as a memory?
Need to send some beach and tease a fellow northerner who is currently trudging through snow and ice?
Want some legit sand for your Barbie beach house?
I'm here to solve your sand & sunshine-problems!

I will write 60 good quality posts

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I will write 60 good quality posts
As you may see, i will write 60 VERY GOOD QUALITY forum posts for 6 $
I am very experienced in writing forum posts, because half of my time when i'm near PC, i am spending writing in forums
I can write in almost every niche you need me to
And i'm ready to do that really FAST , so you don't need to wait for more than 2 days that's for sure, it's most likely that i will post them in less then a day from your order day

I will create a hilarious custom talking celebrity video message featuring my spot on rodney dangerfield impression or other famous voice

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I will create a hilarious custom talking celebrity video message featuring my spot on rodney dangerfield impression or other famous voice
Send THE ULTIMATE E-Card to a family member, a friend, to ANYONE for ANY OCCASION! With my “Talking Celebrity” Video eCard Messages, your message or greeting - in your EXACT WORDS - will come out of the mouth of the recipient’s favorite Celebrity! I’m an award-winning Comedian, Voice Actor & Master Celebrity Mimic
I do dozens of spot-on celebrity voices: Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dr
Phil, Rodney Dangerfield, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Christopher Lloyd and many more (Contact me for full list)
Combining special software and my celebrity impersonations, I create fully customized, life-like Video eCard messages you can send to ANYONE for ANY REASON
My Celebrity Video eCard Greetings are the perfect way to say Happy Birthday, Happy Holidays, Congrats, “I love You”…ANY non-commercial MESSAGE OR GREETING AT ALL! You simply send the video to the recipient by email
It plays on their computer
They’ll LOVE it! It’s an AWESOME GAG they’ll keep forever! I’ve done hundreds of these totally hilarious celebrity messages for many happy customers as far away as Europe
Now GET YOURS!

I will create a toe tag pic/meme of you or your friends

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I will create a toe tag pic/meme of you or your friends
A image with all of your or your victim's (friend's) info
The image is a real human with a toe tag
The toe tag will include name, cause of death, place of death, date of birth, date of death, age, and your city's name with the coroners office

I will read your mind and teach you how to do it too

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I will read your mind and teach you how to do it too
If you want to impress your friends with your "magical powers" you just founded the perfect solution
There's no magic involved just a complex software

Basically I will give you the link to a web page that can "read your mind"
You just need to think to a character ( singer, writer, politician, dead or still alive etc, real / fictional ) and to give honest answers to a few questions
Based on your answers the software can guess your mind

I will report about your breaking news on green screen

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I will report about your breaking news on green screen
As News Reporter or Sports Announcer from various possible locations get your news reported; choose a location (1-8 at end of demo) or send me a horizontal pic, jpg or psd or video to use, (I can do up to 5 pics/service for background)
No Adult/xxx or Political Slander
Its 50 words a service (51-100 2services, 101-150 3services), so divide your script word count by 50 and order the service that many times
Unless otherwise directed it will start with "News Break" Check out other service extras :D

I will create an intense dramatic reaction video

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I will create an intense dramatic reaction video
Do you have major feels about a subject but no one takes you serial? Are you super serial about it? Time to show them this is no laughing matter with an intense dramatic reaction video
Send a script or subject (for adlibbing) and I'll create a reaction video for it just like in the examples
Up to 30 seconds in length
For bits longer than 30 seconds, just order multiple services
Enjoy!

I will read your message or greeting in a stereotypically british way, wearing only a hat and small flag

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I will read your message or greeting in a stereotypically british way, wearing only a hat and small flag
The original and best "Brit in a thong" - I will read your script, message or greeting of up to 30 words in a stereotypically British way, wearing only a hat and small flag I will have stirring music in the background (can be dropped if requested)
I will video the performance and send the file to you on completion