I will be your facebook girlfriend for 5 days

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I will be your facebook girlfriend for 5 days
Hi I'm Katie xx
I will be your laid back girlfriend/ flirty friend which ever you so wish for 5 days

My relationship status is set as complicated, so you can either make up your own story or If you prefer I can change it to in a relationship and tag you

I'll comment on your daily activity and/or like photos a few times a day or I can play along and you can tell me what to say and when/what you would-like me to post on

I'll happily be tagged in your posts or locations at anytime and will play along
I can also change my location to pretend I'm on holiday with you or just visiting

My profile is private so if any of your friends try and research me they wont be able to find out much

If any of them message me, Ill let you know straight away and it will be up to you for what you want me to say/reply

Hope to speak to you soon!
Katie xx

I will create a voice message for you as christopher walken that will make your friends laugh very hard

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I will create a voice message for you as christopher walken that will make your friends laugh very hard
I will create a voice message for you as Christopher Walken that will make your friends laugh very hard
My Walken impression is unparalleled
Your voice greeting will be so spot-on you will want to listen to it yourself many, many times
I can also read from any script of your choosing

I will record a custom voice mail message in an accent or celebrity voice

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I will record a custom voice mail message in an accent or celebrity voice
I can do an accent or celebrity impression

Accents include: Midland American (my natural accent), leprechaun, Cockney, Southern England Received Pronunciation, BBC reporter, Upper Midwest, American Southern, and more

Impressions: Hank Hill, Alan Rickman, Gollum/Smeagol, Sylvestor Stallone, Tom Brokaw, middle age Upper Midwestwoman, Matthew McConaughey, Kermit the Frog, Guy w/ lisp, Cleveland Brown, basic Surfer, and more

I will record graf dracula hd video

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I will record graf dracula hd video
Hi people, i'm graf Drakula

Exclusively on fiver
com for $5, i will record 30 second graf drakula video

Video can be mystical looking as you can see in the sample or without any effects

Send me your text and i will do it for you
It can be a great video for your website,
happy birthday gift for your friends or family
Order now

I will send you a musky eggs fishing gag

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I will send you a musky eggs fishing gag
One Dozen Musky Eggs
Your friends will fall for this HOOK, LINE & SINKER!
Step 1: Remove mechanism from the envelope
Step 2: Twist washer around 15 times
Step 3: Carefully insert the mechanism back into the envelope
Step 4: Close the envelope Keeping pressure on it so the spring will not go off
Step 5: Show your friends the awesome collection of musky eggs you have and prepare to laugh!
Step 6: HAVE FUN!!

I will ☎ call ☎ anyone you want and wish them a hilarious happy birthday or tell them whatever you want impersonating the voice of drew barrymo

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I will ☎ call ☎ anyone you want and wish them a hilarious happy birthday or tell them whatever you want impersonating the voice of drew barrymo
Hi, this is Julie (JerseyFerretti's girlfriend) and I'm an actress and improv comedian and I do an amazing Drew Barrymore impersonation and I will call whoever you want and say whatever you want as DREW BARRYMORE
For $5, I will try calling and if they don't pick up I will leave a awesome VM
For MP3 orders I will ★Keep Calling★ until I get them no matter how long it takes
★And if you want a call on an EXACT DATE please see bonus tabs below★ Need ideas? I've done hilarious calls like:
►Happy Birthday!!!
►Make lettuce not war
►Vegetables have feelings too

if you really cared about the planet you would eat potting soil
►I can't remember if I married you or not?
►Remember the time you got drunk and

<insert embarrassing story here>
►And many many more


Trust me, you are limited only by your imagination ;) If you need the call done TODAY / RIGHT NOW / RUSH DELIVERY it's $40 - message me first to confirm)
►SEE BONUS TABS BELOW◄ Otherwise, looking forward to a great and unforgettable prank ;) - Julie

I will do a custom elmo impersonation voiceover

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I will do a custom elmo impersonation voiceover
I can record a birthday message, prank phone call message, basically if you can say it in the English language I will record it in the voice of Elmo

I will say anything and everything

I will record up to 1 minute per $5, I will also do a live conversation with someone (Happy birthday, prank call, etc
) For $5 each as well

Also, if you have any ideas, chances are I'll probably do those as well
Just let me know!
This is a legitimate impersonation of Elmo, no sound boxes or voice altering effects

I will ☎ call ☎ anyone you want and give them some hilarious life advice from yakitori, the samurai life coach

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I will ☎ call ☎ anyone you want and give them some hilarious life advice from yakitori, the samurai life coach
♥♥Yakitori is a Samurai Life Coach (Think Tony Robbins meets a Samurai warrior)
Just tell Yakitori all the details of the situation and he will show you how to think positively while instilling fear in the heart of your enemies and non-believers who dare stand in your way
For $5 I will call and if they don't pick up I will leave a kickass VM
For ♥mp3♥ orders I will ★Keep Calling★ until I get them
★See bonus tabs below★

I will the night club hook up they dont remember

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I will the night club hook up they dont remember
*IMPORTANT* THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A SCRIPT
Just give me the main points you want me to talk about
A script will only make it look bad,That is why I only do short main points
NOTE:all my services are done in good taste,And I will not do a service claiming anything sexual towards under age minors
*The example you see in my video is how i will look act and play in all the ordered videos

I will deliver a personal video message to you in chipmunk style

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I will deliver a personal video message to you in chipmunk style
This service is ideal for pranking a friend, voiceovers, and video messages
All you have to do is give me your message and leave the rest up to me! *My rate is 30 seconds per service, so please purchase appropriate extras!

I will sing happy birthday with bubbles in my bathtub

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I will sing happy birthday with bubbles in my bathtub
(FREE Rubber Duckie For the month of JANUARY and December)
For 1 service I will sing happy BIRTHDAY to someone in my bathtub with bubbles✔Order my extras if you want custom script, Sparklers, Balloons and my crazy goofy hat✔If you need this service rushed no problem
Please order the extras below✔ Have a special request? message me Rob:) Check out my other services fivess
co
uk/djemotion

I will send you or a friend a hogwarts acceptance letter

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I will send you or a friend a hogwarts acceptance letter
Know someone who's a Harry Potter fan? Send them a Hogwarts acceptance letter! Great for a gag gift, for fun, a birthday present, Christmas present, anything!

I will tell you how you can make a prank call

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I will tell you how you can make a prank call
You might have seen a number of services on fivess saying :
"I will make a prank call to anyone for $5"
But imagine if you know the secret how they all make prank calls, then there is no need to buy services to make prank calls

I will tell you the secret, by which you can make prank call to anyone
Know this secret and make any number of prank calls instead of ordering services to make prank call

100% Working


Note : Please contact me before ordering the service

I will record a studio quality comedy rap song on a topic of your choice

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I will record a studio quality comedy rap song on a topic of your choice
i have a studio & for the past 6 years have just been making songs of ridiculousness, would like to make other people laugh


i create 1 song of your choice
if you have lyrics in mind i can add them in as well
Desired beat even? tone? i will need to know the following
on a scale of 1-10
1 being lowest
10 being highest(or put none)
vulgarity
other-

1 service=2 min song
Anything over is 2 services

I will change my main facebook picture to a picture of you for one full week

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I will change my main facebook picture to a picture of you for one full week
Send me a picture of you and I'll post it as my main Facebook picture for a week
Choose any picture you want
I'll just post it and confuse my friends
YOU'LL BE FAMOUS

Hey
maybe one of my friends will ask for your number
;)

I will be your dancing panda

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I will be your dancing panda
Free sign for the month of JANUARY

I will dress up as a panda and dance just for you! each video will last 60 seconds to a song of your choice

I will put your text on einstein chalkboard

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I will put your text on einstein chalkboard
I will put your own text on Albert Einstein chalkboard
Here's a funny way to promote your company, website
You can also make a joke to someone you know

You'll received your picture in less then 24 hours

I will be the blind date they never wanted

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I will be the blind date they never wanted
*IMPORTANT* THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A SCRIPT
This means short main points on what you would like me
to go crazy on! If you send me anything that looks like a script I will cancel the order and not do any future orders
with you,None of my services offer script work

So that being said what would you like me to go crazy on?

I will create a hilarious custom talking celebrity video message featuring my spot on rodney dangerfield impression or other famous voice

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I will create a hilarious custom talking celebrity video message featuring my spot on rodney dangerfield impression or other famous voice
Send THE ULTIMATE E-Card to a family member, a friend, to ANYONE for ANY OCCASION! With my “Talking Celebrity” Video eCard Messages, your message or greeting - in your EXACT WORDS - will come out of the mouth of the recipient’s favorite Celebrity! I’m an award-winning Comedian, Voice Actor & Master Celebrity Mimic
I do dozens of spot-on celebrity voices: Bill Clinton, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Dr
Phil, Rodney Dangerfield, Robert De Niro, Jack Nicholson, Christopher Lloyd and many more (Contact me for full list)
Combining special software and my celebrity impersonations, I create fully customized, life-like Video eCard messages you can send to ANYONE for ANY REASON
My Celebrity Video eCard Greetings are the perfect way to say Happy Birthday, Happy Holidays, Congrats, “I love You”…ANY non-commercial MESSAGE OR GREETING AT ALL! You simply send the video to the recipient by email
It plays on their computer
They’ll LOVE it! It’s an AWESOME GAG they’ll keep forever! I’ve done hundreds of these totally hilarious celebrity messages for many happy customers as far away as Europe
Now GET YOURS!

I will be your facebook girlfriend for the 5 days

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I will be your facebook girlfriend for the 5 days
Hi I'm Katie xx
I will be your laid back girlfriend/ flirty friend which ever you so wish for 5 days

My relationship status is set as complicated, so you can either make up your own story or If you prefer I can change it to in a relationship and tag you

I'll comment on your daily activity and/or like photos a few times a day or I can play along and you can tell me what to say and when/what you would-like me to post on

I'll happily be tagged in your posts or locations at anytime and will play along
I can also change my location to pretend I'm on holiday with you or just visiting

My profile is private so if any of your friends try and research me they wont be able to find out much

If any of them message me, Ill let you know straight away and it will be up to you for what you want me to say/reply

Hope to speak to you soon!
Katie xx