I will make this funny turtle dance and get crazy and show your logo or text

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I will make this funny turtle dance and get crazy and show your logo or text
✔✔ 24 HOURS delivery✔✔ Exclusively on fivess ★
This funny crazy turtle will surely catch your audience's attention ★ I will present your logo or text just like you see in this sample video ★ dimensions: 320x240 ★ Just send me your logo/text for 1 vid ★ Great for advertising your product, website, gift or anything you can think of! ★ Laugh GUARANTEED!! :) ★

I will make a christmas santa redneck greeting card testimonial couple fun thing

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I will make a christmas santa redneck greeting card testimonial couple fun thing
We are Cindy Lou and Billy Joe Jim Bob

and we are the Redneck couple that you just cant get rid of
Use us for Christmas, Hanukkah, seasons, greetings
Pick your song
Jingle Bells, Silent night, or Rudolph
Pick Hat or Antlers, Smoking, drinking, or not
Bullet points only - let us do the rest



1 service = 30 Sec

I will say anything wearing a [possibly crazy] hat and sunglasses up to two minutes

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I will say anything wearing a [possibly crazy] hat and sunglasses up to two minutes
One of us will say [almost] anything wearing a hat and sunglasses for up to 2 minutes (30 seconds for HD)
Perfect for a disguise or to make a video stand out! Whether it's happy birthday, a customer testimonial, or an angry rant, we can do it all! Bullet point list for Michelle (Caucasian) & script up to 200 words for Jessica (Asian)! If you have questionable content or any questions, message us first
ASIAN NOT AVAILABLE UNTIL MARCH

I will paint an abstract with oil pastels

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I will paint an abstract with oil pastels
I love to do abstract art
It really shows what may or may not come, how I am feeling, how someone else is feeling
I have had many premonitions and some of my premonitions have been demonstrated in my oil pastel paitings
Ask me to paint for you because you never know what strange and bizarre or beautiful piece you will receive!

I will find your website,company name,product or any message in jungle

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I will find your website,company name,product or any message in jungle
★ 720p High Definition quality★ I will Find your website,company name,product or any message in JUNGLE
This is unique and great idea to promote your any thing
I will give video within just 24 hours
The video I send you will have the natural jungle Sound quality and also send you Photo

I will sing happy birthday wishes to anyone you want like a real tarzen in jungle

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I will sing happy birthday wishes to anyone you want like a real tarzen in jungle
✔720P High Definition quality ✔24 Hour Delivery Available✔
I will sing Happy Birthday wishes to anyone you want like a real Tarzan in jungle
All you need to do is provide me with the name of the special birthday person and I will get it done for you within just 24 hours
Please note that in the work samples there will be lag in the video
This is great idea to wish Happy Birthday to your Mom,Girl Friend or any one
The video I send you will have the Best Sound quality and there will be NO LAG in the video
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I will sing a happy birthday song for any one totally unique crazy and stupid

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I will sing a happy birthday song for any one totally unique crazy and stupid
Hello Guys
Here is a another presentation from Krazy
This time get ready for the Real Treatment
give me the name of any body you want and i will sing a Happy Birthday song for them in a totally unique crazy and stupid way and i am sure that can be great surprise for your loved ones and your friends as well
so donot wait and order today let me wish them the birthday of their life

thank you

I will hand letter your message on my amazing beer gut

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I will hand letter your message on my amazing beer gut
AS SEEN ON "THE TONIGHT SHOW WITH JAY LENO", April 3, 2010

Hey, y'all! The one, the only, the ORIGINAL REDNECK BEER GUT MAN here! I built this vast expanse of pasty white flab 12 ounces at a time
Finally, it occurred to me to see it for what it REALLY is: PRIME ADVERTISING SPACE! Yee-HAW!!!
My humongous skin keg would make the perfect backdrop for a PERSONAL GREETING, a BUSINESS CARD, or an online ad for your WEBSITE OR BLOG!

I will make a rap video of me rapping to you for your engagement in my own way and send you an engagement ecard

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I will make a rap video of me rapping to you for your engagement in my own way and send you an engagement ecard
I can make up a short rap and rap it to you in my own way for your engagement
This can be for man or woman
When purchased a service by me
You agree to these terms: I still own all of the intellectual property rights and have all moral rights to this service and I am the owner and this service can not be resold in any way but can be used for company or product promoting with the permission of the creator

I will animate psy promote anything gangnam style

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I will animate psy promote anything gangnam style
The video will be approximately of 30 seconds
If you want longer video; please check out the extras
I will include the song played in the background which is gangnam style without vocals
and could also add an image to the side
Maximum waiting time is 10 days, but I will get to work asap
and perhaps deliver sooner and withing 24 hours

I will sketch you a picture

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I will sketch you a picture
For five dollars, the surrealistic artist Mariam will sketch you a small spontaneous picture based on a word that you provide
Buy a unique sketch made just for you
The sketch will be 5x7", and will be shipped to the address you provide

The pictures provided were drawn for the words 'Mars' and 'Sad'
Custom orders of larger work can be made upon request
The other photo is an example of her work

I will sing happy birthday to you in my body suit

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I will sing happy birthday to you in my body suit
*IMPORTANT* THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A SCRIPT
Just give me the main points you want me to talk about
A script will only make it look bad,That is why I only do short main points
NOTE:all my services are done in good taste,And I will not do a service claiming anything sexual towards under age minors
*The example you see in my video is how i will look act and play in all the ordered videos,

I will be the blind date they never wanted

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I will be the blind date they never wanted
*IMPORTANT* THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A SCRIPT
This means short main points on what you would like me
to go crazy on! If you send me anything that looks like a script I will cancel the order and not do any future orders
with you,None of my services offer script work

So that being said what would you like me to go crazy on?

I will show you 5 easy steps on how to solve the rubiks cube

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I will show you 5 easy steps on how to solve the rubiks cube
This is a video of me explain in detail everything you need to solve the Rubik's cube
No matter how scrabbled it is, it will always come out solved with these steps
There super easy, and I'll show you every step of the way

I will make psy dance in gangnam style around your logo to promote your brand

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I will make psy dance in gangnam style around your logo to promote your brand
Dance with PSY "GANGNAM STYLE" and dance for your success in your business
(or use this as a surprising birthday video card)
See how this intro will bounce your sales to the maximum

Order today and go home with your own “GANGNAM STYLE” dancing and The real Psy hops in Gangnam Style around your logo
Publish it tomorrow and see how your sales boom in to the sky
if you have any questions,Contact before ordering for any clarifications
>> | PS : - normal $ 5 order will be deliver withing 720 p hd | <<

I will create a freestyle dancing video performed by village boys on traditional tune displaying your message

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I will create a freestyle dancing video performed by village boys on traditional tune displaying your message
★★GET THIS AMAZING FREE STYLE DANCING★★
✔I will create a free style dancing video performed by village boys in HD format
✔You can promote your website or messages or any text messages for business or just for fun
✔The duration will be up to 60 sec and delivered in mp4
✔I think this is one of the UNIQUE way of expressing and promoting
★ Note: I am not using any child labour for doing this service, they my relatives and dressed in this manner to perform for this

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I will tag or graffiti anything you want me too

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I will tag or graffiti anything you want me too
I will tag any word, name, anything you can think of really, if you want it i will also lamenate it and ship it to you, I have been tagging since 2007 and I promise u won't be let down

I will record a video ranting or raving about anything you want yelling or saying anything you want

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I will record a video ranting or raving about anything you want yelling or saying anything you want
I will record a video ranting or raving about anything you want, yelling or saying anything you want very angry and upset
I can be funny, I can be serious
I can be what ever you want
You can send me a script or just a few points and I will do the rest
This is a great service so you better BUY IT NOW !!!!

I will send you a lucky rock from ireland

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I will send you a lucky rock from ireland
I will send you a small rock from the magic road in the comeragh mountains
Cars can mysteriously roll up hill, with the engine turned off
simply google 'magic road comeragh mountains' for more information about the road
On this Road was the Fairy Tree, Believed to give the road its mysterious power

I will be the jewish cowboy

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I will be the jewish cowboy
I will be on vacation from Dec 2 - Dec 9
Internet will be limited so please be patient
Watch my video here if you are still confused
http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=kUAxRnRjFiI - - - - - - - - -
Free sign for the months of November and December

I will sing HAPPY BIRTHDAY or congratulate someone as the JEWISH COWBOY✔ (Please keep it under 30 seconds) For an extra service I will hold a sign with your message✔
Here is an example - http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=5drQY9Y-G4k&