I will give advice, dance bachata etc, or even sing happy birthday

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I will give advice, dance bachata etc, or even sing happy birthday
Hi my name is Shandiqua

O'Connor and I have a fan base where I answer advice, but I can also do other things as well
Anyway, if you have a question or you want me to sing (>1 min) or whatever just ask!

Note: this is a character
I am a trained actor who has studied at The Second City and other improv institutions
This is for purpose of laughter and enjoyment


No inappropriate requests will be honored
I am a professional actor
Thanks

I will write trivia

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I will write trivia
I am a trivia guru
I have been writing trivia questions for various companies and websites
Categories range from music, movies, and sports to literature, art, and science
For $5 i will write 15 trivia questions
Here are a few examples: What is the name of British-American rock group formed in 1971 by Paul McCartney with his wife Linda, drummer Denny Seiwell and guitarist Denny Laine? A: Wings Jambi, Cowboy Curtis, The King of Cartoons, and Chairry are all characters from what television show? A: Pee-Wee’s Playhouse What was the first US state admitted into the Union during the 20th century? A: Oklahoma What beer was known for using the slogan “The Beer That Made Milwaukee Famous”? A: Schlitz

I will declare my undying love for you in an awesome video so you can look good in front of your friends

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I will declare my undying love for you in an awesome video so you can look good in front of your friends
Tired of being teased by your mates because you don't have a girlfriend?
Don't you wish you could prove yourself to them just once!
I will pretend to be your girlfriend in an awesome video, declaring my undying love for you

You will be the most popular guy in school with the mysterious girlfriend! The video proves it!
***** STRICTLY NO EXPLICIT CONTENT ******

I will show you 5 easy steps on how to solve the rubiks cube

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I will show you 5 easy steps on how to solve the rubiks cube
This is a video of me explain in detail everything you need to solve the Rubik's cube
No matter how scrabbled it is, it will always come out solved with these steps
There super easy, and I'll show you every step of the way

I will record in random place and make your logo / text / message appear

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I will record in random place and make your logo / text / message appear
I will record a short video (up to 30 sec) in random place and make your logo, short text/message appear in video like in example or like you want

I will take a photo of anything you want in a 4x6 print and mail it to you

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I will take a photo of anything you want in a 4x6 print and mail it to you
Do yo want any random photo? Or do you want anything artsy? Tell me what do you want me to take photo of (please be clean photos not dirty stuff)
I will print that photo in a 4x6 print and mail it you!!

I will draw you a cute random doodle hand or print wallpaper

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I will draw you a cute random doodle hand or print wallpaper
I will draw you a cute random doodle with the things you like all in one picture
Perfect for your social media sites
I also make cute wallpaper pictures
It could be by hand or by print
For sure, it will be a delightful surprise
All doodles will be of 1280 x 960 pixels
It can be colored or black and white
JPEG format
Please only for personal use, thank you! You can receive photo within 2-7 days
:) Note: People and Faces not a specialty

I will write your name or 4 word message with rocks and shells anywhere you want

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I will write your name or 4 word message with rocks and shells anywhere you want
I will use my collection on rocks and sea shells to spell your name or any 4 word message such as or "I love you" or "Happy Birthday"
Message can't contain more than 13 letters
I will take a picture of the message anywhere you want like the grass, bathroom, bath tub, concrete, stairs, plate, window seal, car or anywhere that am able to spell with rocks and sea shells
No negative messages allowed

I will do any random video you can think of

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I will do any random video you can think of
I will do any kind of video you can think
I can act out a script, dance around like an idiot, or even do a happy birthday message! It's up to you!

I will not do any adult content video

I will remind you why the internet is awesome

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I will remind you why the internet is awesome
I will find you 5 random crazy pictures and awesome links for your enjoyment! Stop searching the net, I've got it covered


I'll send you the links via-email and remind you why the internet is awesome


(no adult content)

I will accept a tip

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I will accept a tip
A few happy buyers have asked if they can send me a tip after they buy a service from me

So

Here's the opportunity to do just that!
Thank you all for enabling me to deliver my best,
I hope you enjoy my services and recommend me to your friends

Andrew

I will freestyle a song based on a topic you provide acoustic guitar/voice

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I will freestyle a song based on a topic you provide acoustic guitar/voice
I will freestyle a song based on a topic you give me
All songs will be freestyle and will be made on the spot
I do not write any words down
So give me a topic, a person, tell me about what you want to hear and I will make it happen

I will make a video of me doing/saying anything of your choice

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I will make a video of me doing/saying anything of your choice
AS LONG AS IT ISN'T racist/offensive/demeaning/sexual etc

I'll say any lines you give me/break up with someone/sing happy birthday/eat a whole cake/act out a movie scene/ etc

I'll make faces if you specify them
and I can do my makeup in any way as long as you give me examples and specifics
I'll eat any food unless it's harmful to my health and do any activity as long as it cant hurt me and it's not sexual/offensive

I will make a personal video for you

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I will make a personal video for you
will make you a video saying whatever you like in 60 words or less
I can post it to your facebook, to youtube, or just send you the video file to do with whatever you like :)
I don't accept any requests or adds so no worries about being discovered!

I will provide you with a picture of the missing sock and email you a fake ransom note or funny explanation of what happened to it

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I will provide you with a picture of the missing sock and email you a fake ransom note or funny explanation of what happened to it
You may as well stop looking for that other sock

I HAVE IT!
And as to just HOW I got it, well, that's completely known ONLY to me
However


You MUST be tired of your wife or husband running out of socks, and somehow only having ONE left before the pair is gone
How does this happen?
I promise that ALL will be explained in a detailed e-mail of your choice:
- Ransom style
- Crazy explanation
- Concerned Citizen
- Creepy Foot Fetishist
- Abnormal Scientist
Choose ANY of those styles, and you'll get your detailed letter of 1000 words or more telling you exactly where that sock went, or what would need to be done to get it back

Your photo will also come in the style of the letter you would like, with the basic color of your sock in the photo

I will write a linux c/c++ program or html page

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I will write a linux c/c++ program or html page
Anything that is reasonable in those languages
I need some ideas as well as money :)
anything from the simple hello world:
#include<stdio
h>
main()
{
printf("Hello World");
}
to simple html pages
<HTML>
<HEAD>
<TITLE>Your Title Here</TITLE>
</HEAD></BODY>
</HTML>
Just want to prove my worth, and I'm hoping someone is just a little lazy and needs something tedious made

I will interview a random colombian citizen

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I will interview a random colombian citizen
I will interview a random person n the street and ask whatever you want

$5 USD for three (3) questions

Recorded in 640HD, english subtitles included

I will send you one random vinyl record from my extensive collection

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I will send you one random vinyl record from my extensive collection
Having thousands of 12" club mixes that I have already transferred to digital, I am looking to shrink my collection
Every vinyl I have has been in the Billboard hot club play chart and they date back to 1996 when I started working at the club

I will send you, or a friend a sweet letter, birthday card, fun mailed thing

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I will send you, or a friend a sweet letter, birthday card, fun mailed thing
Tired of getting nothing but bills and junk mail in your mailbox? I'll write you a letter, on whatever subject you please-just let me know, or I can surprise you! Letter will be written on nice stationary, with a matching envelope, and is sure to make you smile
Little something will be tucked in with the letter - stickers, tea, mini notebooks, a little sweet something
International welcome! Great idea for someone's birthday too!

I will bullshit about anything you like whilst looking sexy

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I will bullshit about anything you like whilst looking sexy
Just name your topic and I will talk about it convincingly for about a minute or two (depending on how creative you are) whilst looking hot in front of the camera!
Alternatively, if you have a script/ something specific you want me to say then I will do this as well

** STRICTLY NO EXPLICIT CONTENT**
(This is a rule with all of my services, the topic can be crude within reason but I will not get naked ;) )