I will create a video as a pompous frenchmen attitude and wine guaranteed

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I will create a video as a pompous frenchmen attitude and wine guaranteed
Picture this

Me with my beret, glass of wine in hand, ranting out your message with the most profound French disdain
40 seconds

I will sing as many up to 1000 words of your choice

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I will sing as many up to 1000 words of your choice
What ever you want me to day ill sing it in a funky way! whatever you want! And it will be to you in less than an hour! Send me your request! have a good day!

I will do belivable photoshopping

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I will do belivable photoshopping
I will do any kind of photoshopping, photo manipulations or photo retouches
Want to see your face on the Mona Lisa painting? Or erase your ex from a photo perhaps? This is where you get the BEST quality of photoshopping!

I will show you a prediction of how your child will look when they are older

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I will show you a prediction of how your child will look when they are older
I will need forward facing photos of both parents, and of the child

I will then use my photoshop to create a photo of the child as an adult

You must already have a child in existence
I need to see the photo of the child to be as accurate as possible

I need all photos to be forward facing with no hair in the face or obstructions in the way

The $5 includes one photo of your child as an adult, and if you'd like I can retouch and enhance all of the images you provide to me

I will not use pornographic, adult etc
content, and your request will be denied if there is any sexually explicit material

I will dance and sing your logo business or friend

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I will dance and sing your logo business or friend
You give me a logo and a couple adjectives you wish to describe your product, friend, or business, and I will dance and sing it for you! Watch the video for an example
(No Adult/xxx) This is an Improv (non-scripted) service, 10 words = 1 service, 11-20 words = 2services etc
Great service Extras offered check below; HD or add text or rush the order, or I can do a 50 word script into camera before I start dancing :D

I will take your picture standing next to denzel washington

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I will take your picture standing next to denzel washington
Ever seen Denzel Washington? Your friends will believe you when you get a photo of yourself and the master of action acting! We create beautiful design and enjoy sending your various fun and hilarious pictures edited by us - the professionals
You will receive a full 8x10 photo and be able to post it around the web or print it out and frame it make it that much more hilarious! It will be clean beautiful and fun! Order now, we will have it to you in under 24 hours!`

I will use my crazy face to deliver the message of your choice

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I will use my crazy face to deliver the message of your choice
I am an actor who creates super goofy faces that are sure to crack anyone up
Send me your 30-40 word message and I will create a video sure to make the receiver laugh!
Great for all occasions
I will do poems, sing happy birthday, tell them anything you want me to

Want to play a joke on someone? This service is perfect!

I will record your spooky scary silly haunted 30 second script

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I will record your spooky scary silly haunted 30 second script
Provide me with your spooky script and get one haunting voice recorded up to 30-seconds
Use these for radio or TV commercials, product descriptions, messing with your friends

whatever you like
Offer is for dry-read
No music or sound effects
Need more than 30 seconds? Just add another service for each extra 30

I will make and send a ransom letter to anyone

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I will make and send a ransom letter to anyone
Need to say something to someone, but want to remain anonymous? I will make a one page ransom letter for you
It will say whatever what you want it to say (nothing illegal)
Then I'll mail it to whomever you chose
USA only
If you don't want me to mail it, I can email it to you so you can print it off yourself!

I will draw you a silly picture or comic

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I will draw you a silly picture or comic
Have an idea for a stupid comic, but you're not the artistic type? Want a silly personalized picture for a loved one? How about a digital birthday card where your friend is being chased by a penguin with boxing gloves?
You've come to the right place
I'll draw whatever dumb, simple comic or picture you want, black and white
The world is your burrito
See video for more details

I will sing and play guitar to your lyrics or idea in spanish or english

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I will sing and play guitar to your lyrics or idea in spanish or english
As you can see I simply pick up the twangy thing called the guitar and improvise to any idea you have or specific lyrics you've written
The outcome can be loud and obnoxious, soft and gentle or average
It all depends on the message you're aimed to send

Here are samples of other services:https://www
youtube
com/user/fivessOscarVids

I will draw you something ridiculously cute

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I will draw you something ridiculously cute
I will create a ridiculously cute simple drawing of whatever you want
I can also write in whatever you would like
I'll do endless revisions until your happy with it! I will send you the picture in JPEG format file
It's a perfect little pickup to make you or a special someone smile:)

I will perform your 30 second script from my arsenal of characters

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I will perform your 30 second script from my arsenal of characters
I do character voices

not necessarily impersonations

but amazing characters nonetheless
Send me your script, and I'll send you an MP3
Do your best to describe the kind of character you need
I'll send back your amazing character voice recorded as a high-quality MP3
This is for a dry-read, no effects or music
Need more than 30 seconds? Just add another service for each extra 30

I will remind you why the internet is awesome

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I will remind you why the internet is awesome
I will find you 5 random crazy pictures and awesome links for your enjoyment! Stop searching the net, I've got it covered


I'll send you the links via-email and remind you why the internet is awesome


(no adult content)

I will take a cute, sexy or silly picture holding a handmade sign to promote your business, website, party, or any other idea

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I will take a cute, sexy or silly picture holding a handmade sign to promote your business, website, party, or any other idea
Hello boys and girls!! You are so smart and creative and funny!! But not everybody knows it yet

So who better to promote your website or business than a sexy little asian girl like me?? Add my pictures to your ad and I guarantee you'll grab people's attention

So for just $5, I will personally hand craft a ONE OF A KIND fan sign, take some beautiful pictures and display your message proudly to the world!!
I have many outfits to choose from, so if you have something in mind, dont be shy - just ask ;)
Make heads turn
Buy today!!

I will record a video message of your choice while pedaling a bike up a ridiculously steep hill

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I will record a video message of your choice while pedaling a bike up a ridiculously steep hill
I'm raising money for the Stanford Cancer Institute by doing a ridiculously long ride (100 miles) over ridiculously high hills (5000 feet total, almost a mile
) To help raise funds, I will record a video message (~2 minutes) for you while gasping and panting up a ridiculously steep hill
(Cat 1 for you bike nerds!) It can be any message you want except for hate speech/death threats
(Unless you're Daniel Tosh, then all bets are off
Heh
)

I will provide voice over serious or character

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I will provide voice over serious or character
Silly authentic accents, specializing in a sort of high pitch female new york accent, or an edith bunker type accent
I studied voice overs with Charles Michel
I can provide samples
I can also do serious voice overs

I will make a hand made friendship bracelet

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I will make a hand made friendship bracelet
I will make a friendship bracelet for you at the color of your own choice
You may pick up to 4 colors of your choice for the bracelet

I will make you a funny video clip with the message of your choice

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I will make you a funny video clip with the message of your choice
My crazy b/f will make you a clip (up to 45 SECONDS) w/ any site or message on the side of his "truck" while dancing around to any song of your choice
Clips are in
wmv file
Please feel free to ask any questions before purchase
Thank you

I will dance in morph suits to your favorite song

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I will dance in morph suits to your favorite song
Hello World , If you give us 5 dollars we will dance in Morph Suits (Full body suits : Toes to Head) to your favorite song or the song of your choice ! :) Just tell us the song , give us 5 dollars && we will dance !!! (:
-Please & Thank You !
**must be appropriate
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