I will send you this call to action video you can use on your websites clickthelink16

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I will send you this call to action video you can use on your websites clickthelink16
Did you know that videos are the wave of the future! People are more likely to stay on a website with videos, and they are more likely to follow the call to action IN the video! We will send you this video as is, and you can use it on your websites
Of course, the word 'fivess' won't be on the video
You will get the raw original version of Click The Link 16

I will do punch up writing to improve your comedy script

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I will do punch up writing to improve your comedy script
Get a fresh and informed perspective on your work along with suggestions you can use
I'll read up to 20 pages of your screenplay, teleplay, sketch, play or short story
Next, I'll write at least 5 KEY SUGGESTIONS- dialogue and/or action
My goal is to improve your script with an emphasis on humor

If your script is more than 20 pages, please buy accordingly or I will only be able to read and comment on those first 20
For example, if your script is 60 pages, buy 3 orders
If it's 100 pages, buy 5

I will dance bhangra style saying your custom message video

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I will dance bhangra style saying your custom message video
Being a professional Bhangra artist, I shall dance for you in Bhangra style (sample video here
1) https://www
youtube
com/watch?v=RIvDgcIyTPc
2) http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=tCo_y3Ud6PQ&feature=youtu
be
) while Wishing you a "Happy B'day Message/anniversary" or Saying your Product Name to Advertise and Create a 5 secs video for you, Exclusively only on fivess
co
uk Just for $5

I will spice up your business like old spice video

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I will spice up your business like old spice video
I will make a video testimonial like old spice video in my silly costume

Look up, look down, I'm on fire
I will promote your business with a custom video that will keep all laughing
To 1 min

More work at:
http://www
youtube
com/channel/UCEdcEWk9QBhPIi9LbwRjWnA/videos

I will write you two tweets that you can dazzle your friends with

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I will write you two tweets that you can dazzle your friends with
You give me the topic(s), (any topic that isn't vile or illegal) and I will make you look like Oscar Wilde with two brilliant and witty ghost-written Tweets that will be yours to keep forever
Impress your friends and family who don't think you can write!! Dazzle a loved one!! Messages will be no longer than 140 characters, but may be shorter


You can have one pass per Tweet to make revisions/edits

I will write a personalized dr seuss style poem or story for you up to 500 words

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I will write a personalized dr seuss style poem or story for you up to 500 words
Do you want a unique story to read to your kids at night? Maybe you need something unique for a blog or website post? Or maybe you just need a creative opening for a speech, sermon, or toast? I'm your guy
This service will get you a totally unique lyrical or tri-syllabic style poem or story

A quick sample: Young Malacai dislikes this time of day / because it's when the monsters come out to play
/ They really create such a fright / that it keeps Malacai up all night
/ The Tickle Monster is the first one that comes / and he's got 25 fingers and 25 thumbs
/ He's specially made for a tickle or two / and you just can't get away, no matter what you do
Appreciate your consideration - I look forward to making your ideas a reality! For the extras, you can view a sample of my musical work at: http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=Wq-4XzowiKI

I will send you one of my top ranked signed color cartoons

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I will send you one of my top ranked signed color cartoons
My cartoon, Londons Times
turned 15 years old on March 19th
Amazon already showcases my 15th anniversary book on Kindle
My site has 5500+ mostly color (and a few early b/w cartoons on it)
It has lured 7
8 million visitors animals to relationships to sports to current events
It has been top ranked since Jan 2005
I will print your cartoon on glossy high quality paper, sign and mail to you the same day

I will draw you a silly picture or comic

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I will draw you a silly picture or comic
Have an idea for a stupid comic, but you're not the artistic type? Want a silly personalized picture for a loved one? How about a digital birthday card where your friend is being chased by a penguin with boxing gloves?
You've come to the right place
I'll draw whatever dumb, simple comic or picture you want, black and white
The world is your burrito
See video for more details

I will make mount rushmore say what you want

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I will make mount rushmore say what you want
I will make George Washington seem to come to life with what ever you want to say up to 50 words for five dollars
For another five dollars I will make Abraham Lincoln talk
Plus you get up to 1 minute to say what you like
No profanity or sexually explicit words
Bubbles not included in the video
Please note before you order that the wording may not be completely synced with the mouths of the figures but at least you will know which one is talking
George will be high pitched and lincoln will be low pitched

I will fake an english accent

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I will fake an english accent
720pHD Video 40 words/30 seconds for $5
Beyond the first 40 words is $10 for every additional 40 words
I can do this accent all year long! YOU PROVIDE SCRIPT

mp4 The video shown is shot in 720pHD, but because of MB limits, rendered 480p
Please use a wordcount tool
Script writing & GREEN SCREEN available
See service extras
xoxo------------------- ★★RUSH★★ $20 Bump order to top of queue

I will float a custom piece of artwork in a public toilet to promote anything you want

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I will float a custom piece of artwork in a public toilet to promote anything you want
I came up with a very unique way to advertise or promote anything you want
Maybe you just want me to draw a funny cartoon
Either way, whatever you want me to put on my floating piece of art, I will
And then I will give you the choice of venue, and I will go to the venue, and float the piece in a toilet
I will take a photo of it, and send it to you, then I will leave it there for someone to see
I'm the original, don't be fooled by copy cats!

I will provide voice over serious or character

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I will provide voice over serious or character
Silly authentic accents, specializing in a sort of high pitch female new york accent, or an edith bunker type accent
I studied voice overs with Charles Michel
I can provide samples
I can also do serious voice overs

I will create a custom video message as world famous chef betty spaghetti and

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I will create a custom video message as world famous chef betty spaghetti and
Hello there!!! I will record your message, shout out, testimonial, etc
as the world famous Chef Betty Spaghetti! You provide the script and Betty will add the spice and sizzle as only she can
Have an idea and not sure if Betty can do it? Inbox me, Betty is very versatile
Betty is an old fashioned girl, so she keeps it G Rated
Satisfaction Guaranteed

I will write a funny video commercial or testimonial script

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I will write a funny video commercial or testimonial script
I have been writing and performing comedy for many years
I've also been an advertising, marketing, public relations graphic designer

I have written for top name celebrities, funny feature articles, scripts, humor-enhanced speeches and advertising copy for print and broadcast

Just send me some info about your product or service, or a link to your website and I'll write a professional 30 second testimonial script which will get results

I will make a video and voice over an utterly fake reading

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I will make a video and voice over an utterly fake reading
Dec 20th - Jan 3rd VACATION I will send you a video with a *fresh* voiceover of your 40 word script for $5 **720pHD** Music is free
►ADDITIONAL UNITS◄ ✔1st block of 40 words teaser price of $5
+$10 every block of 40 words beyond the first 40 words
✔+$5 40 word script written
✔+$10 80 word script written
✔+$5 for titling
✔+$10 Flash end title
✔+$10 image or logo
✰✰✰ +$100 live performance ✰✰✰ For more extras including your logo inside the crystal ball please see the service extras below
♥♥♥Thank you ♥♥♥
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✰✰RUSH✰✰ EXTRA FAST service extra is for basic performance only
Not to be used in conjunction with other service extras or special requests
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I will make a meme comic out of your story and publicize it

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I will make a meme comic out of your story and publicize it
Ever wanted your story to be made into a meme comic like the ones you see all over the internet? I will do just that for you! :)
It can be a special occasion or a simple prank you played on your friend
Get your story Raged! ;)

I will dress up however you like and perform any song you want in sign language

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I will dress up however you like and perform any song you want in sign language
I can dress up as anything you want and perform whatever song you want using sign language
It can be what the video looks like, a celebrity, a costume, anything within reason

Here is a link to an Amy Winehouse song I performed

http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=yTuBj5fZPME