I will make a christmas santa redneck greeting card testimonial couple fun thing

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I will make a christmas santa redneck greeting card testimonial couple fun thing
We are Cindy Lou and Billy Joe Jim Bob

and we are the Redneck couple that you just cant get rid of
Use us for Christmas, Hanukkah, seasons, greetings
Pick your song
Jingle Bells, Silent night, or Rudolph
Pick Hat or Antlers, Smoking, drinking, or not
Bullet points only - let us do the rest



1 service = 30 Sec

I will turn your lyrics or poem into an old style country, bluegrass or blues song

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I will turn your lyrics or poem into an old style country, bluegrass or blues song
I'm a genuine Ozark Hillbilly (but I have all my original teeth!) and I can turn your lyrics or poem into either an old school country, bluegrass, or Delta blues song and deliver it as an mp3
I can record it with just an acoustic guitar, or add in banjo, washtub bass, piano, organ, harmonica, stomp box, moonshine jug or any combination of the above
Whether you've written something you've always wanted set to music, you need a product jingle, or a creative way to say "I Love You", I'm your guy! Hell, I can even tell somebody off in a song if that's what you need!

I will make a hillbilly redneck dude video for you drunk or not testimonial or birthday

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I will make a hillbilly redneck dude video for you drunk or not testimonial or birthday
I am BobbyJoe JimBob and I can say anything you want for $5
Keep it clean and to about 70 words
I will do the rest for you
It will be fun and you going to like it
If you need more words, add another service
Best would be bullet points, it is hard for me to read, but hey, I'll try it
So go ahead ;-) I have no shirts, so be ready!

I will sing a banjo song for your birthday, event, website, or what; for one minute

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I will sing a banjo song for your birthday, event, website, or what; for one minute
I will play a banjo, wear a beard and bowler hat, singing a song that I make up for your birthday, event, whatever


Keep it clean
I will tell your story, and create the song for you
Just tell me in a few words (less than 20), what it is, and who it is for
Then let ME write the words and create the music
Yes, it will be corny, but lots of fun
talk a bit and sing

http://youtu
be/YJ3YhGhFdjE
Please be as detailed as you can (within reason) with what you want me to include

If you have an event with Church A being the sponsor, and Church B having the location, please tell me who and what, so I don’t need to guess
It saves us both a lot of grief

Be aware that while I am happy to re-shoot a video that does not please you, I won’t do that (free) if YOUR instructions did not include what you wanted to see/hear

I am not a mind-reader, so don’t expect me to ‘figure it out’
thank you!!!! :-)