I will make a christmas santa redneck greeting card testimonial couple fun thing

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I will make a christmas santa redneck greeting card testimonial couple fun thing
We are Cindy Lou and Billy Joe Jim Bob

and we are the Redneck couple that you just cant get rid of
Use us for Christmas, Hanukkah, seasons, greetings
Pick your song
Jingle Bells, Silent night, or Rudolph
Pick Hat or Antlers, Smoking, drinking, or not
Bullet points only - let us do the rest



1 service = 30 Sec

I will let you download merry squeezmas the most fun christmas album ever

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I will let you download merry squeezmas the most fun christmas album ever
7
5 Christmas Holiday songs with FUN accordion! Listen to all for FREE on my page http://squeezeboxhero
com/christmascd
html
Lo-fi recording made at home on my old PC with couple mics, ONE take with vocal harmonies made up on the spot, mistakes, noises, & jokes left intact - FUN versions of ur favorite xmas tunes! Could even be called a "drinking song" version
I'll send you a download link for the mp3s within 24 hours
If you'd like actual fun, handmade custom CD mailed to you, just order extra $5 below for USA delivery or $10 for anywhere else in the world
I'll mail it within 2 days and it will take normal delivery time to your area from Las Vegas NV USA
Here is 30 sec demo of me making the 1st prototype: http://youtu
be/zsqh3Pzz7_c
Oh: 7
5 songs?! I did my friend's band's version of Bonus part of "We 3 Kings" (instead of "orient are" it's "smoking a rubber cigar - ending with short version of "Silent Night")
hahaha
Note: the extra fast $40 is for overnight or priority shipping of physical CD
Just order fiver or ten early and no need for that expensive option

I will write a letter from santa

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I will write a letter from santa
I have beautiful handwriting and would love to write a letter to your child from santa
I will write 1 letter to your son or daughter for $5
I will write 2 letters for $8
The letter will come in the form of plain paper, but for $6 (single letter) I will send it in a christmas card
For $10 I can send 2 in a christmas letter
I have a 7 year old son, and would love to help make your childs christmas a little more special!!

I will take a photo of a christmas message etc on my face or on sign with reindeer antlers on

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I will take a photo of a christmas message etc on my face or on sign with reindeer antlers on
I will write on my face or on a sign some Christmas message or something you want (no adult content) with reindeer antlers on my head :) and take a picture of it
For example "Happy Holidays Jeff", "Merry Christmas Lilly" etc
:)
I'll be holding the sign of course, as you see in the sample :)
Just be creative! I look forward to your ideas! :)

I will send someone a christmas telegram

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I will send someone a christmas telegram
I will send someone a personalized Christmas telegram with up to 30 words of text via regular mail
This can be from you, Santa Claus, Mrs
Claus, an elf, or even a reindeer
An old time telegram is a fun surprise to anyone and it will have a North Pole postmark too
Telegrams are usually mailed within 2 business days
The 14 day turnaround is to allow time for USPS delivery

I will create a storybook holiday scene for cards, decorations, more by combining your photo with my hand drawn reindeer, and send you 3 jpgs

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I will create a storybook holiday scene for cards, decorations, more by combining your photo with my hand drawn reindeer, and send you 3 jpgs
The Holidays are coming fast -- but there's still time for me to make you a charming, customized image you can use in all kinds of ways! I'll use Photoshop and my art skills to combine your favorite photo - child, pet, family, friend, or multiples of the above - with my own hand-rendered, candy cane loving reindeer for a fanciful encounter on a snowy day, with your message in festive lettering above

Your photo should be a clear color shot of 1 to 4 subjects, and your message up to about 10 words long
I will add Santa hats to all or some of your figures, and one candy cane for the reindeer, painting in a hand or paw if necessary! Due to the proportion of the background and reindeer, your subject(s) will appear in half-body length in the foreground as shown in the examples
Your greeting will appear in your color choice, in decorative lettering

This service will include one set of changes
The image will be provided as 3 different sizes of JPEG: smaller but hi-res for a printed card, larger hi-res for display, and at 72 pixels/inch for blog decoration, an e-card to send far and wide -- however you like!