I will perform on a djembe drum

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I will perform on a djembe drum
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I will perform on a Djembe for up to a minute

A Djembe is an African Drum capable of deep and high sounds
My Djembe is of quality, designed for recording purposes, I am also an audio engineer so you will receive a professional recording

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You will receive a Wav file (big), or MP3/AAC (small)

I will promote your website on our radio station for a month

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I will promote your website on our radio station for a month
We will record an audio ad with your script, or use an audio ad you provide, and put it into our ad rotations on Digitial Mayhem Radio ( DMR
FM ) for one month
[Approx 12 plays per day, for 30 days] We have over 15,000 Regular Listeners, and we are heard in over 90 countries

No sexually explicit websites, illegal services, drugs, Scams, Spams, misleading advertising, or politics, please

I will write a poem or jingle for your favorite person

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I will write a poem or jingle for your favorite person
Forgot that special birthday or anniversary?
No problem!
Answer a few simple questions, and within 2 business days, I will write a funny, personalized poem that your loved one will cherish!
Of course, I can make it sweet and sappy too!

No

I won't do anything racy or raunchy, so don't ask


But I will make you the hero of the day!

Need this sooner?
Add a service for 24 hours

Contact me if you need it sooner than tomorrow!!

I will create original music for your commercial

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I will create original music for your commercial
I am an audio engineer/ music composer with experience in music productions
I am offering my service to compose original music for your next commercials that are 8 to 60 seconds long in duration
Wether it be music for a radio ad, television, or telephone "on hold" music, I will supply

I will give you or your company/service a slogan or tagline

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I will give you or your company/service a slogan or tagline
I have worked in creative marketing for over 15 years, and I would be happy to come up with a good campaign concept or slogan for you for the incredibly low price of $5

I will write music for your service, business, website, or product

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I will write music for your service, business, website, or product
Professional composer, 10+ years of writing and production experience
I will create a professional instrumental jingle or commercial soundbed for your company, Youtube, or web page

You have a voice over but you don't want to pay thousand of $$$ to produce jingles/sweepers for your radio station, internet radio station or even podcast ?
I guarantee you will love the end results and your customers will too!
Up to 30 seconds for one service

I will make you a custom jingle

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I will make you a custom jingle
PLEASE READ ALL: Need an awesome jingle for your business, product or yourself as a brand? We are now offering jingles! This service is one service for 10 seconds of a jingle, so if you wanted a 30 second jingle, you would need to order 3 services or do the service extra below
You will get background music in any style
Male or Female singer
Mixed and Mastered, delivered in high quality WAV, aif, mp3, or m4a file
We will only do jingles for people if you are promoting yourself as a brand
We don't do personal jingles just for fun
Sorry :( IMPORTANT: With this jingle, you only are granted a standard usage licence to use it where you can use it anywhere accept for mass mediums such as TV, Radio, Film or any other mass medium
If you plan on using it for these, you MUST purchase our service extra for us to send you a commercial use licence - Please note: this is a service for an audio file delivery, not for a jingle creation as well as a dancer, like in the service video
- Thanks!

I will let you download merry squeezmas the most fun christmas album ever

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I will let you download merry squeezmas the most fun christmas album ever
7
5 Christmas Holiday songs with FUN accordion! Listen to all for FREE on my page http://squeezeboxhero
com/christmascd
html
Lo-fi recording made at home on my old PC with couple mics, ONE take with vocal harmonies made up on the spot, mistakes, noises, & jokes left intact - FUN versions of ur favorite xmas tunes! Could even be called a "drinking song" version
I'll send you a download link for the mp3s within 24 hours
If you'd like actual fun, handmade custom CD mailed to you, just order extra $5 below for USA delivery or $10 for anywhere else in the world
I'll mail it within 2 days and it will take normal delivery time to your area from Las Vegas NV USA
Here is 30 sec demo of me making the 1st prototype: http://youtu
be/zsqh3Pzz7_c
Oh: 7
5 songs?! I did my friend's band's version of Bonus part of "We 3 Kings" (instead of "orient are" it's "smoking a rubber cigar - ending with short version of "Silent Night")
hahaha
Note: the extra fast $40 is for overnight or priority shipping of physical CD
Just order fiver or ten early and no need for that expensive option

I will create a quick music jingle for any use

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I will create a quick music jingle for any use
Do you have a product, a brand or something that you've created, or a radio show, tv etc, and you'd like to have some music to let people know about your product/etc, or you just want to have a song about something? then let me know and i'll create it specially for you

I will write an acoustic guitar jingle for your website

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I will write an acoustic guitar jingle for your website
I can write a really catchy Jingle for your company, or website
Perfection is what I aim for, and I'm quick to respond
I've been writing songs for years, let me write one for your business , or personal use now

I will compose and record a song for you in piano, electric or acoustic guitar

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I will compose and record a song for you in piano, electric or acoustic guitar
✔You can choose between piano, electric guitar or acustic
✔ I will record one instrument and vocals ✔You send me the lyrics/idea you want me to sing ✔I will send you the audio in high quality mp3
✔30 seconds Song (No more than 50 Words)✔ Check the extras for more instruments or longer Song✔You can upload it to YouTube
✔I deliver a high quality mp3✔It can be a commercial jingle/song

I will create your message on my fridge in magnetic letters/numbers

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I will create your message on my fridge in magnetic letters/numbers
Any message you want
I will create your message on my fridge using magnetic letters/numbers in a combination of colors just like in the images
I will take a high resolution photo with my digital camera and send it to you thru fivess
The possibilities are endless, so let your imagination run wild
***Please note that I have re-sized down sized my sample images, but for some reason fivess keeps chopping the top and bottom
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I will write you a custom punk song with a full band and vocals

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I will write you a custom punk song with a full band and vocals
**Please read before ordering** I will write, record and send you a punk rock song up to 30 seconds long, using your lyrics
For $20 extra, I will write the lyrics for you, using a list of your key ideas
I'll do Vocals, Drums, guitar and bass, then send you the finished mp3 as soon as possible
Perfect for Podcast Themes, Voicemails, Ringtones, Jingles or just for fun
Need a longer song? Each additional service is worth up to 30 seconds more, 2 min
max

All content is up to my discretion, so if it's questionable contact me first
LISTEN to some examples at: http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=jP0w1kqKOs4

I will write you a custom song and professionally record it for you with a full band

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I will write you a custom song and professionally record it for you with a full band
Need a song for a special occasion? For $5 I will write you a custom 30 second song and professionally record it with a full band
The file will be delivered in
mp3 format
If you would prefer a
wav or
aiff I will provide one for no extra charge
All rights to the song stay with me unless the copyright extra is purchased

I will compose for you your own christmas instrumental song

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I will compose for you your own christmas instrumental song
Hey Friends! Chrismas is coming :)
Do you want to get your own Christmas Song (without lyrics, just instrumental)? Or maybe you want to make an original surprise for your sweetheart or best friend?
Hmmm

I have a lot of ideas about it
Don't wait, just write me and we'll get started!
I will compose for your an original Track about 30 sec
(max 2 instruments, for example piano&bells, bells and harp etc) and then send you mp3 file for checking out

Then I'll send you full-quality wave file 24bit, 44,1 Khz

This Track you could add to your Video, post on Facebook, send to Friends etc

I will sing a holiday song in 3 part harmony add a beat and send the mp3 file

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I will sing a holiday song in 3 part harmony add a beat and send the mp3 file
I will sing a happy birthday or holiday song, personalize it and send the mp3
It may be the traditional way or may be in harmony just singing happy birthday along with the name
Give me the name of the person and I'll record it and send the mp3 file
Here's a vocal sample of me and my sister!
http://youtu
be/4CEd90jiIjk
http://www
bauchumsistersmusic
com
If you want the service done in 24hrs, please order an additional service
I will do 1 revision per order

I will write a jingle for you or your company/product

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I will write a jingle for you or your company/product
I am a seasoned composer with a knack and ear for short and CATCHY jingles
This can be just for fun, for a video/short film, product, or a website
Have samples at http://soundcloud
com/patryan-1
Do you want piano and vocals?guitar? vocals alone? Four part barbershop harmony? Can be notated to PDF format or recorded and fully produced and delivered as a wav or MP3
Can adapt to multiple styles
Do you have a favorite musician or jingle? I can try to mimic that style
Thanks!

I will record a 30 second song about anything in a style of your choice

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I will record a 30 second song about anything in a style of your choice
I will write and record a unique 30 second song in any style on any topic for $5!
All you have to do is send over the lyrics you've written and choose a style of music and I will record you a 30 second song!
You can use it for anything! A jingle for your business or website, a gift for your friend, you could even use it as a prank for your worst enemy!
I am a musician and producer with 7 years experience, currently enjoying airplay on Kerrang radio and BBC radio 1 as well as extensive touring
I know what I'm doing! Check out the video intro for an example of what you can receive for $5!

I will professionally produce a 30 second or less custom audio jingle for the web, radio or tv

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I will professionally produce a 30 second or less custom audio jingle for the web, radio or tv
I produce jingles for the web, radio and TV
I will make your own personal 30 sec
audio jingle, I do not sing but I will do a voice over on your jingle if needed

I will record a professional british female voiceover

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I will record a professional british female voiceover
FRI 21st Dec - Last day for VO's until 2nd Jan 2013! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!
I'm a professional voice over artist from the UK, where I work in TV and radio
I record with top of the line kit, and the demo's that you hear on my video are real jobs I have done
I'd be happy to record anything you need from commercials, phone prompts, narration, animations - nearly everything! If you're looking for vmail/phone messages please see my other service

I charge $5 for every 60 seconds which is roughly 160 words so if you require a longer read, just purchase additional services! Don't worry about how many orders I have in my queue - this is what I do

If you want to skip the queue just check my service extra

Please don't send me a script that is rude or offensive

You choose whether you'd like your finished file as a
wav,
mp3 or any other audio file
It's not something I'm going to charge extra for