I will make an angry 30 second video for you

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I will make an angry 30 second video for you
Having trouble expressing something that MAKES YOU MAD?!?! ROARRR
Let me freak out and be pissed off for you on the subject of your choice
Provide me with the topic and I'll go off on a 30 second tangent
Please let me know if I can swear
Want a longer tangent? Each 30 seconds is $5, you do the math!

I will go insane over anything you want

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I will go insane over anything you want
*IMPORTANT* THAT YOU DO NOT GIVE ME A SCRIPT
This means short main points on what you would like me
to go crazy on! If you send me anything that looks like a script I will cancel the order and not do any future orders
with you,None of my services offer script work

So that being said what would you like me to go crazy on?