I will pulverize your item beyond recognition with a hammer and film it

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I will pulverize your item beyond recognition with a hammer and film it
Manifest your wrath in a rain of steely justice! For the paltry fee of $5, I will be your hardware hitman and thoroughly obliterate your item for your infinite viewing pleasure
Video footage of the set-up, destruction, and aftermath will be delivered to you electronically
At your option, you may specify a message for me to say/shout as I smite your item

Please see my other services for options, such as a DVD of the footage, destruction of a digitally delivered picture, destruction of a locally purchased item (no shipping!), or to ship the remnants of the item that I have annihilated

I will give you 20 interesting comments during 5 days total 100 with different real user

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I will give you 20 interesting comments during 5 days total 100 with different real user
Promote your articles and publications on Facebook or blog
with real comments for 5 days
Comments are not abusive or spams
Writed in any language
The objective is creating dynamism and sharing about your publications and encourage people to interact

I will produce a kickass marketing hd video for your product/brand/website with awesome music and a professional look within 48 hours

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I will produce a kickass marketing hd video for your product/brand/website with awesome music and a professional look within 48 hours
Promote your business or product with a professional looking videoclip! Vid marketing is the current big thing in online advertising, with Youtube being the 2nd biggest search engine online - you should really give it a try and see the results
Your clip will look just like this one, only with YOUR pictures and text
You can send me up to 15 text screens and 15 pictures for your video
More layout designs are available in my services list!

I will make a macro photo

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I will make a macro photo
I'll shoot a professional macro photo of anything I have at home or around me

You can use these pictures to improove Your presentations, calendars or just to put on Your wall

Depending on the magnification and cropping needs You'll get more than 10Mpx picture (21Mpx is the max)
JPG or PNG (if You need transparent background)
Examples: vegetables, battery, calculator, screw, chalk, pen, connector,


If unsure, please ask first

I will draw any object, icon, item in cute cartoon style

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I will draw any object, icon, item in cute cartoon style
I will draw a cute cartoony version of the object of your choice
Want a cute cartoony drawing of your favorite toy, pair of headphones, or anything? You got it!
- File size: High resolution (1600px x 1200px in 300 dpi)
- File format: PNG with transparent background and JPG in white background

I will give you a real world value for your antique

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I will give you a real world value for your antique
We will give you a non formal appraisal of your antique, and better yet what you can expect to get out of it, a real world value
Not some inflated value for insurance purposes

We can probably tell you what the function of the given item is as well
Being in the antique business for 14 years, we have great knowledge of anything old, and what it's worth!
One item per service!!
If for some reason we cannot help you, you get your money back!