I will pulverize your item beyond recognition with a hammer and film it

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I will pulverize your item beyond recognition with a hammer and film it
Manifest your wrath in a rain of steely justice! For the paltry fee of $5, I will be your hardware hitman and thoroughly obliterate your item for your infinite viewing pleasure
Video footage of the set-up, destruction, and aftermath will be delivered to you electronically
At your option, you may specify a message for me to say/shout as I smite your item

Please see my other services for options, such as a DVD of the footage, destruction of a digitally delivered picture, destruction of a locally purchased item (no shipping!), or to ship the remnants of the item that I have annihilated

I will give you a SocialMash coupon with 10,000 points

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I will give you a SocialMash coupon with 10,000 points
I will give you a coupon for socialsmash
net that could get you anything from 10,000 followers to 10,000 hits!

I will put this wallbreak video with your logo and texts

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I will put this wallbreak video with your logo and texts
I will deliver this awesome wallbreak video in high quality with your own texts and logo
Quick delivery
100% money back guarantee if not satisfied for any reason

I will sing a song for any occasion

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I will sing a song for any occasion
I can usually learn a song and perform it well within a day
I can do just about any genre of music including some opera, country, and even Kpop
Also if you have a great track that needs some vocals just so you can hear what it could sounds like then I'm happy to do that too
I'm a mezzo soprano with a range of F#3-B5
Also, for the 4 minute rule I'm going to be flexible but don't ask for a super long 10 minute song from me please:)