I will write a poem for you

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I will write a poem for you
I will write a poem for you about anything you want
Funny, sad, gross, business, romantic, etc, ANYTHING you want me to write a poem about I will do for you!
All you need to do is tell me what it is you would like the poem to be about

It will be delivered by email

I will write a customized poem about anything

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I will write a customized poem about anything
Need a poem short notice?
Don't worry a bit--
I'll create one for you
And send it back, quick!
Does it need to be funny?
Or touching? Or grim?
Each word will be tailored
To your every whim

Need to spice up your love life?
Birthday rhyme for a friend?
Epic rap battle Tuesday?
Send your request in!
I will send you one draft
For your feedback and thoughts
Then deliver the final
At a $5 cost

I will rap about anything you want 16yrs of exp

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I will rap about anything you want 16yrs of exp
I will rap and rhyme about any topic you choose

I am very clever with wordplay and skilled in unique rhyme, you will not be sorry

I will do wedding proposals, breakups or any topic or scenario you want me to do

16 years of experience