I will recite your script as a dalek

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I will recite your script as a dalek
I will read your script for up to 30 seconds per service using the same techniques and equipment used to make the voice of the Daleks from the television show Doctor Who
If you are an inferior and unimaginative Human and you wish for me to speak freely or provide commentary for your video, I can do that as well
I am superior in every way to all Humans and you will be exterminated if you do not follow my specific instructions

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

I will record a voiceover in my rich, deep native british accent, up to 250 words,

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I will record a voiceover in my rich, deep native british accent, up to 250 words,
Hi there, my name is James and I’m available right now for voice over work
I’m a native English speaker from the United Kingdom and I excel at 'received pronunciation'
My tones are rich and deep and I have a wide, varied range
250 word limit per order
Please read and follow my instructions when you order
Thank you

Follow this link to listen to commercial examples of my work: http://youtu
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PLEASE NOTE
**The basic service is just the voiceover and does not include editing
I reserve the right to refuse service if you are rude, unreasonable or inappropriate
** (please contact me for specific details on this)

I will live interview you on a bbc style world news show

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I will live interview you on a bbc style world news show
Show looks like a BBC news Interview

This $5 service is just to reserve an event time
Add
$5 for each 15 seconds of completed video thereafter
(max $150/30min)
1) Book 30 min time-slot next Friday, 12 to 5 PM USA-Mountain Time

2) Get interviewed on S k y p e cam/mic or phone

3) Send script and question list

4) SD Video delivered within days from appointment

Require custom times? Longer Vids? $150 flat rate (30 services) to book a special 1Hour date/time

I will recite your script as a cyberman

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I will recite your script as a cyberman
Give your words an upgrade
the Cybermen are superior to analogue humans in every way
I will record voicework as a Cyberman using the same techniques and equipment used in the popular television show
All humans must be upgraded or deleted
DELETE! DELETE! DELETE!