I will recite your script as a dalek

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I will recite your script as a dalek
I will read your script for up to 30 seconds per service using the same techniques and equipment used to make the voice of the Daleks from the television show Doctor Who
If you are an inferior and unimaginative Human and you wish for me to speak freely or provide commentary for your video, I can do that as well
I am superior in every way to all Humans and you will be exterminated if you do not follow my specific instructions

EXTERMINATE! EXTERMINATE!

I will professionally record your project as your favorite celebrity that day

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I will professionally record your project as your favorite celebrity that day
I am a professional voice actor who does a lot of cartoons and video games, characters are my thing!
For only 5 dollars, I'll give you a high quality MP3 of your favorite celebrity doing your voicemail!
Here is just a small sampling of some of the people I can do for you (list cut, ran out of space! I have over 150 for you!):
Characters / Impressions:
Christopher Walken, Woody Allen, Stewie Griffin, Quagmire, Herbert the Pervert, Sean Connery, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Yoda, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Gollum, Jar Jar Binks, Ozzy Osbourne, Movie Trailer Guy, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Kermit, Ernie, Pirate, William Shatner, Don Pardo, Bobcat Goldwaithe, Bane

Countries:
Irish, Scottish, English, British French, German, Russian, Canadian, Indian, Australian, Jamaican, Mexican
States:
Texas, South Carolina, Georgia, Chicago, Maine, California (surfer dude), Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York (mafia, Brooklyn, Jewish)
And MANY many more!

I will record your voicemail as your favorite celebrity and return it to you the same day

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I will record your voicemail as your favorite celebrity and return it to you the same day
I am a professional voice actor who does a lot of cartoons and video games, characters are my thing!
For only 5 bucks, I'll give you a high quality MP3 of your favorite celebrity doing your voicemail!
Here is just a small sampling of some of the voices I can do for you (list cut, ran out of space! I have over 150 for you!):
Characters / Impressions:
Christopher Walken, Woody Allen, Stewie Griffin, Quagmire, Herbert the Pervert, Sean Connery, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Yoda, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Gollum, Jar Jar Binks, Ozzy Osbourne, Movie Trailer Guy, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Kermit, Ernie, Pirate, William Shatner, Don Pardo, Bobcat Goldwaithe, Bane

Countries:
Irish, Scottish, English, British French, German, Russian, Canadian, Indian, Australian, Jamaican, Mexican
States:
Texas, South Carolina, Georgia, Chicago, Maine, California (surfer dude), Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York (mafia, Brooklyn, Jewish)
And MANY many more!

I will do a custom voice over of up to 150 words

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I will do a custom voice over of up to 150 words
I can do many voices to suit your needs! Need something voiced in the style of: Vincent Price, Scooby Doo, Shaggy, Droopy Dog, Stewie from family guy, Jack Nicholson etc
? I am your man! Your voice over will arrive as a crisp and clean
WAV file
I also do professional radio announcements
Listen to some of my samples! I only add music and sound effects for an extra fee
Timing of the VO is also extra

*All voices are impersonations and do NOT represent the views and opinions of the original character actor and subsidiaries
*

I will do hulk hogan impressions as mandust for christmas or anything else

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I will do hulk hogan impressions as mandust for christmas or anything else
http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=Yt2JcE6LSHE
THIS IS MANDUST
I am going to go crazy for you on someone with the business i have going on in the front and the raging party in the back
I am way better then a Christmas card and I WILL SAY ANYTHING YOU WANT
I will make you a video and send it to you in a day and you can send it to anyone you want
EVERYONE NEEDS A LITTLE MANDUST IN THERE LIVES
THIS IS TO ALL MY LITTLE MANDUSTAMANIACS OUT THERE RUNNIN AROUND LIVING YOUR LIVES, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DOOOO BROTHERRRR???? I'll tell your favorite redneck uncle merry christmas in the best way possible
I'll tell your grandma your pregnant in a way only ManDust can
I'll tell that lying cheating boyfriend you were mandusted and he will cry himself to sleep
I'll tell your mandusted girlfriend she just got herpasyphaids
I'll say anything you want in the way only ManDust can

I will dress up however you like and perform any song you want in sign language

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I will dress up however you like and perform any song you want in sign language
I can dress up as anything you want and perform whatever song you want using sign language
It can be what the video looks like, a celebrity, a costume, anything within reason

Here is a link to an Amy Winehouse song I performed

http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=yTuBj5fZPME