I will make a recording as christopher walken

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I will make a recording as christopher walken
Hello, I'm Christopher Walken
All I want to do, before I move forward, from this mortal coil, is, to make a recording, for you
All you gotta do
Is tell me
What you want me to say
And I'll do that
For you

I will have elmo or his cousin slowmo say whatever you want

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I will have elmo or his cousin slowmo say whatever you want
Let me know what you Elmo and/or SlowMo to say and I will have them say it for you
Doesn't matter what, nothing offends me so be creative
Just let me know what to say and how you would like it said
I will redo anything if you want until you are 100% happy with it

I will give 20+ usa people clicks to your adsense ads on your websites

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I will give 20+ usa people clicks to your adsense ads on your websites
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I will give ✔20+ USA people clicks to your adsense ads (or any other type of link) to help you make more money

One person will give one click and ✔2 impressions to your website

All clicks are from ✔real people
All are real ✔defferent USA Peoples & ✔defferent IP address

One Click will be ✔around $1
By purchasing this service, You will get ✔400% Revenue

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I will say whatever you want as one of the listed celebs perfect for christmas

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I will say whatever you want as one of the listed celebs perfect for christmas
For just $5 I will record a video of a personalised message in any one of these iconic voices;
Johnny Depp - Christopher Ecclestone - Stewie Griffin - Michael Caine - Jack Sparrow - Russel Crowe - Morgan Freeman - Don La Fontaine (move trailer guy) - Jason Statham - Heath Ledger's Joker - Ian Mckellen - Agent Smith - Alan Rickman - Herbert - Sweeney Todd - Elmo - Aldo Raine - Christopher Walken - Sean Connery - Kermit - Gollum - Orlando Bloom - Owen Wilson - Bane - E4 Voice Guy - Cleveland Brown - Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)
example: http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=KJOE-8xBu4w

I will record a 30 to 60 second commercial as different voices for you

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I will record a 30 to 60 second commercial as different voices for you
I'm the filmmaker/animator/voice over guy

I have a youtube channel at www
youtube
com/monsieurnoir that will help you see how I can do many voices
I can do various British accents
I can do an Australian one
Tell me what you need and I will do it
You'll get a few sample clips sent to you upon special request

I will record a voiceover as mayor bloomberg in spanish

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I will record a voiceover as mayor bloomberg in spanish
Want a good laugh? If you've ever heard NYC Mayor Michael Bloomberg attempt to speak Spanish, it's a riot
I do an impression of the Mayor, and will record any script you send me up to 100 words in Spanish
Or "Bloombergs" version of Spanish

I would prefer that the script be sent over in Spanish (Their are many free translators online that can convert your english script to spanish)

Check out all my other impressions on here, I do many!!
More Samples on my Youtube page:
http://www
youtube
com/user/TheJoshRosen?feature=mhee
Thanks and look forward to some interesting and hilarious services!!!

I will professionally record your project as your favorite celebrity that day

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I will professionally record your project as your favorite celebrity that day
I am a professional voice actor who does a lot of cartoons and video games, characters are my thing!
For only 5 dollars, I'll give you a high quality MP3 of your favorite celebrity doing your voicemail!
Here is just a small sampling of some of the people I can do for you (list cut, ran out of space! I have over 150 for you!):
Characters / Impressions:
Christopher Walken, Woody Allen, Stewie Griffin, Quagmire, Herbert the Pervert, Sean Connery, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Yoda, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Gollum, Jar Jar Binks, Ozzy Osbourne, Movie Trailer Guy, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Kermit, Ernie, Pirate, William Shatner, Don Pardo, Bobcat Goldwaithe, Bane

Countries:
Irish, Scottish, English, British French, German, Russian, Canadian, Indian, Australian, Jamaican, Mexican
States:
Texas, South Carolina, Georgia, Chicago, Maine, California (surfer dude), Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York (mafia, Brooklyn, Jewish)
And MANY many more!

I will do a celebrity voice impression phone message

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I will do a celebrity voice impression phone message
I'm a Celebrity Voice Impressionist
60 Celebrity Voices
I have a home recording studio and I will record one comedic custom phone message for your home or cell phone 30-60 seconds

Here is a partial list of the celebrity voice impressions I do:
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Sylvester Stallone
Jack Nicholson
Bill Clinton
Michael Caine
Sean Connery
Walter Cronkite
Master Yoda
Tom Brokaw

I will give you 16000 banner impressions

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I will give you 16000 banner impressions
16000 cheap banner impressions from a legit site CASHNHITS!
(for more of their cheap advertising deals check out the stores tab of http://www
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Just send me a url for a 480x60 banner url and a link for your advertisement, and if you want, a daily limit can be accessible
I will send you a screenshot of your live banner stats upon request, just message me!

Any questions just ask

(banner and link cannot include adult or racist content)

I will professionally voice over any project for you that day

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I will professionally voice over any project for you that day
I am a professional voice over actor, who has served as the spokesperson for many companies you know well, Outback Steakhouse, Guinness Brewery, Keystone Light, and I was even the error message for Cingular wireless!
I have my own studio, so I can give you a high quality recording with a lightning fast turnaround time

If you have a project that needs a VO, I have about 150 different ones to choose from, and if its under 60 seconds, I'll record it and send it back that day!
If it's over 60 seconds, you can order subsequent work as another service, easy as that! As always, you'll get your work returned within 24 hours (and usually, MUCH MUCH faster)

Thanks!

I will record any kind of professional voice over/radio/narratives and impersonations

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I will record any kind of professional voice over/radio/narratives and impersonations
Here is my first demo reel
http://www
youtube
com/watch?v=ONSqTaANZXM
However these are only a rough round up of voice types i'm capable of and i'm quick to adapt to any voice style after some practice and prompting
My range can be anything from low to medium tones

As for the impersonations, im yet to produce a demo reel but i'm willing to try anything

I will record your voice over message in the awesome voice of sean connery

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I will record your voice over message in the awesome voice of sean connery
You want it, I got it! "Custom Connerys" Hilarious custom Sean Connery voice overs for your listening pleasure, or as a tribute to this great man himself! You'll tell me your prank, birthday wish, or special 30 second message, and I will record it, in the style of Sean Connery
You will love it, or your money back
PS I am NOT Sean Connery, but I do respect him greatly, so I wont say his name in the recording!! =) Thank you in advance for the fun work, and the great feedback!

I will record your voicemail as your favorite celebrity and return it to you the same day

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I will record your voicemail as your favorite celebrity and return it to you the same day
I am a professional voice actor who does a lot of cartoons and video games, characters are my thing!
For only 5 bucks, I'll give you a high quality MP3 of your favorite celebrity doing your voicemail!
Here is just a small sampling of some of the voices I can do for you (list cut, ran out of space! I have over 150 for you!):
Characters / Impressions:
Christopher Walken, Woody Allen, Stewie Griffin, Quagmire, Herbert the Pervert, Sean Connery, Arnold Schwarzenegger, Joe Pesci, Yoda, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, Gollum, Jar Jar Binks, Ozzy Osbourne, Movie Trailer Guy, Clint Eastwood, Jack Nicholson, Kermit, Ernie, Pirate, William Shatner, Don Pardo, Bobcat Goldwaithe, Bane

Countries:
Irish, Scottish, English, British French, German, Russian, Canadian, Indian, Australian, Jamaican, Mexican
States:
Texas, South Carolina, Georgia, Chicago, Maine, California (surfer dude), Massachusetts, Minnesota, New York (mafia, Brooklyn, Jewish)
And MANY many more!

I will do an audio mp3 of any accent you desire

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I will do an audio mp3 of any accent you desire
Whether it's a regional American dialect, Canadian, European(incl
Russian),Asian,African,South American,Australian/NZ-I do them all
Hillbilly/Redneck American-you name it

Other voice impressions available on request such as a celebrity


Demos at http://jaydouglas
voice123
com

I will create a professional 30 second old time radio newscaster voice over, station id, drop, voicemail or other project, fast 24 hour delivery

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I will create a professional 30 second old time radio newscaster voice over, station id, drop, voicemail or other project, fast 24 hour delivery
Good evening Mr and Mrs America and all the ships at sea
I will create a professional old time radio newscasters voice over for your DJ Drops, Station Ids, Podcast, :30 Second Commercial, or other project
You supply the script, I'll do the rest!
Music, script writing and additional time are service Extras

The 30 second commercial is a FAST service! I can deliver usually within one business day
You can place orders 24 hours a day!!!