I will read your television pitch and give you a professional honest assessment of the potential

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I will read your television pitch and give you a professional honest assessment of the potential
I am a NYC based TV producer with 20 years of experience in comedy, reality and scripted entertainment
I worked at SNL for 10 season's and help develop the SNL Digital Short

I will read your TV pitch and give you my professional opinion of it

If I think it is a marketable and sell-able idea, story, or script, I will propose an option agreement that would allow me to pitch the idea to my contacts in development in worlds of TV and web

I will tell you 5 great activities to do in york, me

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I will tell you 5 great activities to do in york, me
York, ME is a hot spot for tourism
There are so many great things to see in this historical Maine town
I will give you 5 awesome activities to do on your vacation

I will send you high quality video playing flute displaying your logo or message in the video

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I will send you high quality video playing flute displaying your logo or message in the video
Thank you for your attention on this service
I will play flute displaying your logo or message or anything else

I have 14+ years of experience in playing all kind of music instruments and singing songs

This is best fun service on fivess Please place the order and do not forget to collect my service
And yeah checkout my other services :)
Thanks
Bonus offer: i will upload the video for life time on my Metacafe video sharing website and send you channel link
offer will be ended on 11/25/2012

I will give you a guest post on my pr3 music / audio related site with seomoz pa of 33

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I will give you a guest post on my pr3 music / audio related site with seomoz pa of 33
Music / Audio / Sound related PR3 blog with SEOMoz PA of 33
I will give you a guest post which will remain on the site permanently
Your post must be able to fit in with music or I will not accept it as this is a good quality site
Post must be unique and high quality, I won't accept any spun content or you may purchase the service extra and I will write a completely unique article for you
If you need guest posts on high quality sites then check out my other services
Guest Posts are the future SEO, build your authority now

I will make a hollywood trailer with your holiday video

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I will make a hollywood trailer with your holiday video
Hi, I will make similar Hollywood movie trailer with a normal video or clip you have recorded on a tour or any event
All you need is just send me those memories captured in the video and I will take care of the rest
You will definitely like it
It may be an adventurous, funny,serious or even silly
Out put will be given in 720p HD
Perfect surprise for your friends and loved ones
You just gonna love it

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I will display your ad during sports and entertainment webseries

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I will display your ad during sports and entertainment webseries
Display graphic of your sports/entertainment related, blog, website, company, team, athlete, event, book, film or cd promo for 1 month during the monthly webseries, "The SportsView, where host discuss sports & entertainment from a women's point of view & interview sports & entertainment guest


The SportsView airs 7:00, 9:00 & 11:00 pm est on ATL4-SportsVision
com

* Ad display 1 of 3 times
* Graphic 400x240 jpeg
* No inappropriate material

I will do a custom elmo impersonation voiceover

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I will do a custom elmo impersonation voiceover
I can record a birthday message, prank phone call message, basically if you can say it in the English language I will record it in the voice of Elmo

I will say anything and everything

I will record up to 1 minute per $5, I will also do a live conversation with someone (Happy birthday, prank call, etc
) For $5 each as well

Also, if you have any ideas, chances are I'll probably do those as well
Just let me know!
This is a legitimate impersonation of Elmo, no sound boxes or voice altering effects

I will be your retail/leisure consultant

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I will be your retail/leisure consultant
Let me be your personal "consultant" today !!

Need help finding something? Don't have the time?
I can help you gather ideas for a perfect dress, job, watch, vacation, school, or even a venue for an upcoming event?

This service covers apparel/merchandise, events, lodging, education, and entertainment
Thanks for your interest!!

I will say anything as christopher walken, jack sparrow, kermit the frog or my many other voices

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I will say anything as christopher walken, jack sparrow, kermit the frog or my many other voices
***Just tell me what you want me to say (Or even just a topic you would like a character to briefly talk about) and you will get exactly what you are looking for
I am a skilled impersonator and am also well trained in accents and dialects
So how may my services be of use to you? 1) It's fun, 2) impress your boss by showing him or her that you have power over me, bosses are easily impressed by witnessing an entertaining manipulation of another human being, and 3) Because you have nothing better to do with your time and money than to spend it on a quick laugh from me!
***"Best Of Joeypasc" List: Christopher Walken, Jack Sparrow, Nathan Lane, Doc Holiday(Kilmer), James Mason, The Govenator, Daniel Day Lewis, Mogwai, Sean Connery, Bill Cosby, Family Guy(Herbert, Cleveland, Bruce, Consuela)

Accents/Dialect: Irish, Scottish, German, French, Indian, Brit RP/upper class, Brit Cockney/lower class, Russian, Boston, Southern Drawl

***I can also fashion an original voice if you would prefer

***This list is not all of my repertoire, it is growing and if you want a voice that isn't here just mention it in the further instructions reply as #4

I will make a 30 to 60 second talking photo for you

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I will make a 30 to 60 second talking photo for you
For $5, I will transform any photo of a person or animal into a talking, animated, and entertaining video


I can bring to life any politician
Any photo you would like to see in action, I can do
Even your friends!

I also ask you to include an audio file as well as a pic file
I can take your voice and add it to any photo
And if you happen to need a voice, I also provide voice overs for another $5 through my other service on here

Thanks

I will record a 30 to 60 second commercial as different voices for you

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I will record a 30 to 60 second commercial as different voices for you
I'm the filmmaker/animator/voice over guy

I have a youtube channel at www
youtube
com/monsieurnoir that will help you see how I can do many voices
I can do various British accents
I can do an Australian one
Tell me what you need and I will do it
You'll get a few sample clips sent to you upon special request

I will share my collection of over 100 chuck norris facts

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I will share my collection of over 100 chuck norris facts
This is a unique collection of the best Chuck Norris Facts gathered from a variety of locations
It will be one emailed
doc copy and there are no duplications in the list
This list will be emailed to the buyer's given email address
Eg: Fear is not the only emotion Chuck Norris can smell
He can also smell hope
As in, "I hope that I don't get a roundhouse kick in the face from Chuck Norris
"

I will sell you the 702 mdma muzik album cd and dvd by chief scrill

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I will sell you the 702 mdma muzik album cd and dvd by chief scrill
Chief Scrill is a part of Mac Dre's Thizz Nation movement with J
Diggs, and his 702 MDMA Muzik album is a certified West Coast/Las Vegas banger! It's a CD/DVD package that gives you insight into the culture of Las Vegas, NV's street culture & life!!! Checkout "Life Behind Las Vegas Strip!"

I will allow a guest post on 1 of my high pr blogs

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I will allow a guest post on 1 of my high pr blogs
I have 6 powerful blogs and I will allow you to post an original, non spun article on one of them
Maximum of two out bound links and it must be relevant to the topic

Home & Garden - PR2
Health and Medicine - PR5
Insurance - PR4
Entertainment - PR2
Insurance & Financial - PR2
Insurance, Law & Financial - PR3
Great for Google - a lot of power
these are legit site with traffic and indexed pages

I will record any female, celebrity impersonation voicemail

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I will record any female, celebrity impersonation voicemail
I will do a sexy celebrity voicemail greeting for you either using my name or whomever you wish I can imitate most celebrity actresses, or I can call an ex girlfriend and leave a message as well

I will send your love messages business promotion advertisement, with lionel richie background romantic music/song for 30 sec msg

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I will send your love messages business promotion advertisement, with lionel richie background romantic music/song for 30 sec msg
hi,
we will send love messages with Lionel Richie background romantic music song or song of your liking for your loved ones, to bring them close to you on special occasion or making any occasion special

I will say your name on my star wars podcast

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I will say your name on my star wars podcast
I will say your name on my Star Wars podcast for $5! We have thousands of listeners and subscribers who would LOVE to hear your name during our podcast
We are "Star Wars" in social media
Topics include: Recent news, information and movie releases; analysis of what it means to be a Jedi and how to be a "Darth"; Collecting and costuming; and more! We are at Comic Conventions with fan tables and are very strong in social media entertainment

Our standards are noticed by Lucasfilm and we have the TV Show celebrities: Mr
Dave Fennoy, Ms
Nika Futterman, and Ms Anna Graves, are voice actors who have been interviewed on our podcasts
When your name is said on my podcast, you will have an easy return on your investment (ROI) that reaches out to thousands of 13-24 young people on our social media Facebook pages that have combined 10K LIKES

I will provide you with a proven professional comedy hypnosis show plan

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I will provide you with a proven professional comedy hypnosis show plan
I am a professional Comedy Hypnotist
I have created several shows that I perform for schools, companies, corporations and parties
I will send you the outline and explanation of the show structure and skits along with names of music tracks that you could use
If you are beginning this career, this will give you a professional head start on it with a proven successful comedy hypnosis show routine
It assumes you know basics of stage hypnosis

I will teach guitar

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I will teach guitar
I will teach you how to rip it up with different rock, blues, country, classical, funk, alternative and Good radio riffs and licks for $5
Let it ROCK!!!

I will show you an amazing trick with banana

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I will show you an amazing trick with banana
In the following video i show my own trick that i came up with a few days ago specifically for fiver

You will know how to make banana cut into nice pieces from inside
It's a cool looking trick that you could
surprise your friends or family with at any party
I'll send you a video where i show how to excatly accompish this

I can also put a sign with your website's name or anything else you would like me to write for you
Order now!